Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Tue, 04 Apr

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Tue, 04 Apr, we hope they provide you with a few fleeting moments of respite from the calamity continually unfolding around us. [TikTok really taught a lesson with fine of several minutes earnings for misusing children’s data]( TikTok has been severely punished it is revealed today, with a fine of almost fifteen minutes of their revenue for misusing children’s data. [Read more »]( [‘You can’t say anything these days’ insists man who says exactly what he thinks every single day]( A 50-year-old man from Cheshire has claimed that his right to free speech is being curtailed in a world overrun by 'liberal woke lefties', despite being perfectly comfortable expressing whatever opinion comes into his head, to anyone he like, at any time of his choosing. [Read more »]( [How to be suitably enraged by drag queens – an idiot’s eight-point guide to joining the front lines of the culture war]( Are you desperate to join the front lines of the culture war, but struggle to know what you should be angry about, and for what reason? Or are you irrationally angry at some things but need a better way to articulate your reasoning to the woke brigade who are obviously to blame? Then this guide is for you. [Read more »]( [Pie of the day is steak and ale again, confirms pub]( The pie of the day on the food menu in the pub you are visiting is, once again, steak and ale, it has been confirmed. [Read more »]( [‘Self-identification’ suddenly okay now that Tory MPs are desperate to identify as anything except Tories]( Self-identification is suddenly okay, according to dozens of Tory MPs who are now trying to hide the fact that they are Tory MPs on social media. [Read more »]( [Dad demands enquiry into why the bloody lights are on in there]( Against a fraught backdrop of a large electricity bill, Dad has demanded that an inquiry be held to get to the bottom of exactly why the bloody lights are on in there. [Read more »]( [Some of the newest NewsThump T-shirt designs]( Have you checked out the latest NewsThump T-shirts? Click the image to see the full range! Copyright © 2023 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](