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This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Tue, 28 Feb, we hope they provide you with a few fleeting moments of respite from the calamity continually unfolding around us. Thanks again for subscribing! [Schrödinger’s sex pest is simultaneously ‘only joking’ and ‘deadly serious’ until he observes a woman’s reaction to his inappropriate behaviour]( After the research claimed that 50% of women have been sexually harassed in the workplace, scientists revealed the existence of Schrödinger's Office Pest, who is both 'only joking', and genuinely seeking sexual contact with you, until he observes your reaction. [Read more »]( [Disastrous consequences after man accepts CEO’s invitation to ‘drop in at anytime’]( A CEO who casually remarked that his ‘door was always open, if you want a chat,’ at the end of a company briefing was left needing treatment for shock and trauma after one of his employees took him up on the offer. [Read more »]( [Man who spent over a grand to see the northern lights in Iceland last month now feeling a bit silly]( A man from Yorkshire who spent more than a fair amount of his hard-earned cash on four nights in Reykjavík is now absolutely kicking himself. [Read more »]( [‘The Woke snowflakes had better not try and edit the words in my Bible’, insists man seemingly unaware there are dozens of differently edited versions of the Bible]( As the 'book censoring' controversy continues apace with the announcement that James Bond books might remove a few offensive terms that were commonplace in the 1950s, many have expressed outrage that any beloved book might have a few words removed. [Read more »]( [Tories get Brexit done! Again!]( Rishi Sunak has announced that his government has got Brexit done! Again! [Read more »]( [A selection of NewsThump T-shirt designs]( Have you checked out the latest NewsThump T-shirts? Click the image to see the full range! Copyright © 2023 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](

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