Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Thu, 15 Dec

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Thu, 15 Dec, we hope they provide you with a few fleeting moments of respite from the calamity continually unfolding around us. Thanks again for subscribing! [Family completes the annual untangling of the fairy lights]( With nine days to go until Christmas, the Williams family have finally completed untangling the damn lights. [Read more »]( [NHS nurses call off strike after government offers huge pay rise to be paid in ‘exposure’]( In a surprising turn of events, the Royal College of Nurses has called off their strike action after the government offered them a huge pay rise - to be paid in exposure. [Read more »]( [Further Netflix revelations: My brother screamed at me “Our uncle is a nonce!”]( The final part of the Harry and Meghan Netflix series has revealed that at one point in their fractious relationship Prince William screamed at his brother, "Our uncle is a nonce!". [Read more »]( [‘I’m sick of hearing about Harry and Meghan’ insists man who can’t stop talking about Harry and Meghan]( A man has insisted today that does not care one bit about Meghan and Harry and is sick of hearing about them, despite constantly talking about them on every social media channel available to him. [Read more »]( [Nurses are ‘too important to be allowed to strike’ insists man who also believes they’re not important enough to be paid properly]( Nurses are 'too important to be allowed to strike' insists man who also believes they're not important enough to be paid properly [Read more »]( [We can’t believe the scruffy spaced-out cryptobro we gave all our money to was fraudulent, insist FTX customers]( People who decided that a good financial bet was to buy virtual currencies with no state backing advertised through bot accounts on social media, have been left horrified after discovering that the company with no executive board that they used as an investment platform was not 'rock solid'. [Read more »]( [England fans forced to choose between two “ancient rivalries” that the other sides could not give a toss about]( The world cup final between France and Argentina has left English football fans hesitant over who to cheer for as both teams represented significant historical and emotional antagonism for the English that their counterparts were blissfully unaware of. [Read more »]( [A selection of NewsThump T-shirt designs]( Have you checked out the latest NewsThump T-shirts? Click the image to see the full range! Copyright © 2022 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](