Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Wed, 14 Aug

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Wed, 14 Aug. We hope you enjoy them! [NewsThump's T-shirt of the week!]( [Liz Truss claims she suffers from lettuce-induced PTSD]( [Liz Truss PTSD lettuce] Liz Truss has blamed her reaction to the latest Led By Donkeys stunt on her diagnosis of lettuce-related PTSD. While experts in the condition have insisted that PTSD is a very real illness that affects thousands of people recovering from highly traumatic experiences, they have yet to hear of anyone suffering from it due to [Read the rest of this story »]( [Viennetta on a stick will make everything alright]( [Vienetta on a stick] In a world of rising far-right tensions, billionaire egomaniacs dominating social media, and the threat of a Donald Trump return to the White House, experts have concluded that the only thing that will make everything alright is a Viennetta on a stick. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Scientists confirm huge Mars water reservoir already cleaner than most British rivers]( In a discovery that could reshape humanity’s plans for life beyond our own planet, scientists have confirmed that a massive underground reservoir of water on Mars is already cleaner than most British rivers. [Read the rest of this story »]( Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2024 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](