Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Mon, 22 Jul

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Mon, 22 Jul. We hope you enjoy them! Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( [Marketing arseholes mulling over what body part they will make women feel crap about in 2025]( [Marketing professionals discuss women's physical features to demonise] July is the traditional time of year when the creative minds in advertising departments decide what perfectly normal physical attribute of a woman's body they will claim is a horrific blemish needing expensive alteration. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Barack Obama and Joe Biden to team up and drive around in a van solving mysteries]( [Barrack Obama and Joe Biden to solve mysteries] Joe Biden has used some of his pension to buy a brightly-painted van so he and Barack Obama can drive around the country solving mysteries. [Read the rest of this story »]( [‘Let’s elect a man who’ll be President at 82’, insist voters who claimed President was too old at 81]( [Republican Trump supporter] Republican voters have insisted it's time to make Donald Trump President at the age of 82, now that they've won the argument that Joe Biden was too old to be President at the age of 81. [Read the rest of this story »]( [White House aides leave a note on Biden’s mirror to remind him he is no longer running for President]( [Joe Biden post-it notes] White House aides have left a post-it note on President Biden’s mirror and in other convenient locations to remind him that he has withdrawn from the presidential race. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Conspiracy theorists to celebrate 55th anniversary of first ‘moon landing was fake’ claim]( The world's conspiracy theorists are celebrating today - the 55th anniversary of the first claim that the moon landings were nothing more than an elaborate ruse. [Read the rest of this story »]( [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2024 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](