Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Thu, 04 Jul

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Thu, 04 Jul. We hope you enjoy them! Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( [Reform voters determined to overcome the challenge of drawing an ‘X’]( Reform voters are going all out to make sure they can draw a cross correctly on their ballot papers today. [Read the rest of this story »]( [“We’ve been utter shite” – Rishi Sunak votes for Labour]( [Rishi Sunak] Rishi Sunak has dramatically voted Labour the General Election today after admitting that the Tories had ‘fucked it’.  [Read the rest of this story »]( [Police confirm ‘suspicious object’ found outside polling station was a Tory candidate telling the truth]( [Conservative campaigners] Police have confirmed that the public is safe after reports that a suspicious object was seen outside a polling station revealed it was nothing more than a Conservative candidate telling the truth. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Man checking ID at polling station treating the job like he’s looking for spies at Checkpoint Charlie]( [Man checking photo ID outside a polling station] An officious twat is revelling in checking the ID of all the young people coming to vote in the local elections, according to reports this morning. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Fat lady currently gargling]( [Fat lady gargling] The fat lady might not have yet sung, but her warming-up exercises are currently well underway, according to many political commentators this morning. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Massive establishment conspiracy to rig the election foiled after Reform supporter uses a pen]( [polling day conspiracy foiled, by a pen] A huge and complex rigging of the general election has fallen apart at the seams thanks to 'switched on' Reform supporters who have discovered the wonder of pens. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Nation’s voters given historic opportunity to tell Tories to go and f**k themselves]( [houses of parliament] British voters are today being given a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to tell the Conservative Party that has run the country into the ground over the last fourteen years to go fuck itself. [Read the rest of this story »]( [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2024 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](