Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Fri, 21 Jun

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Fri, 21 Jun. We hope you enjoy them! Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( [Nursery school teacher says woke brigade ‘has gone too far’ after toddler identifies as a little teapot]( [Toddler at nursery school looking confused] A nursery school teacher has been left stunned and confused after a small child declared themselves to be a little teapot, short and stout. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Bald man clearly overcompensating with his relentless pursuit of a thick and luscious lawn]( [Bald man sitting on his lawn] A bald man conducting a tireless hunt for the thickest, most healthy-looking lawn imaginable is definitely overcompensating, according to observers at the weekend. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Man only willing to agree Andrew Tate is a danger to women if he comes out as trans]( [Andrew Tate as a trans woman] Andrew Tate is simply an innocent free-thinker who is being silenced by the establishment elite and is in no way a danger to women, unless he becomes trans, according to many right-wing grifters this morning. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Vampires struggling with Seasonal Affective Disorder on their shortest day of the year]( [A sad vampire crying] Lords of the un-dead suffering from Seasonal Affective Disorder will peak today, as vampires everywhere endure the shortest day of their year. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Rishi Sunak’s father forced at knifepoint into NVQ Level 1 Toolmaking by unhinged Tory PR team]( [Indian toolmaker] Recognising that, for almost three days of his election campaign, Keir Starmer was able to leverage relatability, albeit vicariously, on the strength of his father being a toolmaker, twitchy, slightly panicky members of Rishi Sunak’s PR team announced plans to forceable enrol Yashvir Sunak into toolmaking at his local adult learning centre. [Read the rest of this story »]( [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2024 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](