Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Thu, 09 May

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Thu, 09 May. We hope you enjoy them! Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( [Rats attempting to flee sinking ship trampled underfoot by Tory MPs]( [Nadhim Zahawi fleeing sinking ship with the rats] Rats have today complained of Tory MPs ignoring the recognised order of things and trampling over them in order to flee their sinking ship. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Man pivots seamlessly from criticising trans rights as ‘a threat to women’s safety’ to defending Russell Brand as ‘no threat to women’s safety’]( [Angry man accuses BBC of not confirming to his specific biases] A man who spends many hours a week abusing people online in the name of 'women's safety' has today insisted there is a conspiracy against Russell Brand because he clearly represents no threat to the safety of women in his general vicinity. [Read the rest of this story »]( [King and Prince Harry unable to meet up due to hating each other]( [Prince Harry sitting on the naughty step at Westminster Abbey] King Charles and Prince Harry will not be able to meet up during Harry’s visit to the UK, due to them fucking hating each other. [Read the rest of this story »]( [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2024 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](