Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Tue, 30 Apr

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Tue, 30 Apr. We hope you enjoy them! Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( [“We know where all the Rwanda deportees are, we’re just keeping it a secret,” insists government]( [Parliament in London] The UK government announced today that it has definitely not lost track of those asylum seekers scheduled for deportation to Rwanda under its controversial new migrant laws, insisting that they know exactly where each individual is; they're just not telling anyone because, well, it's a secret. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Peter Kay fans urged to save money on tickets for his new show by remembering things for themselves]( [Peter Kay on tour] Peter Kay fans have been told they could save money on tickets for his new tour by simply going on their own nostalgia binge. [Read the rest of this story »]( [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2024 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](