Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Mon, 22 Apr

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Mon, 22 Apr. We hope you enjoy them! Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( [Successful Earth Day campaign delays inevitable global catastrophe, by a day]( [Earth Day] The successful 'Earth Day' campaign has led experts to predict that it has delayed an inevitable global environmental catastrophe, by a day. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Music journalist issues glowing 5-star review of Taylor Swift’s new album after a friendly chat with Swifties in an abandoned warehouse]( [Music journalist threatened by Swifties] Seasoned music journalist Simon Williams has penned a resoundingly glowing 5-star review of Taylor Swift’s latest album, "The Tortured Poets Department," after a spirited and persuasive "discussion" with a group of devout Swifties in an abandoned warehouse. [Read the rest of this story »]( [North Korea celebrates Earth Day by not turning lights on for 72nd successive year]( [North Korean leader Kim Jong Un with a candle] North Korea has celebrated Earth Day by not turning any lights on for the 26,280th day in a row. [Read the rest of this story »]( [“My patience has been tested and I am now considering my options” explains 11-year-old grounded by parents]( [Boy unhappy at being grounded] 11-year-old Jake Williams has publicly announced that he is considering his options following what he sees as a disgraceful parenting performance at the weekend. [Read the rest of this story »]( [‘My child won’t have a smartphone until they are sixteen’ insists man who will definitely cave in at eleven]( [Unhappy man sat on his sofa] A man has insisted today that his child will definitely not be allowed a smartphone until they are sixteen years old, despite the fact that he will definitely buy them a smartphone when they eleven years old, or maybe even ten. [Read the rest of this story »]( [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2024 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](