Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Tue, 16 Apr

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Tue, 16 Apr. We hope you enjoy them! Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( [Banning cigarettes for young people will ensure they are as impossible to buy as cannabis, insists government]( [Cannabis joint] Government plans to ban the sale of cigarettes will make them as hard to get hold of as cannabis, we can report today. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Man seriously injured after opening his kitchen Tupperware cupboard without a helmet]( [man injured by falling tuppaware] A man has been seriously injured today after completely forgetting to wear a helmet before opening the Tupperware cupboard in his kitchen. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Donald Trump left devastated after receiving endorsement from woman who lost to a lettuce]( [A sad looking Donald Trump endorsed by Liz Truss] Presidential hopeful Donald Trump has been left questioning his future in politics after earning a ringing endorsement from Liz Truss, a politician now synonymous with abject failure and having her premiership outlived by a lettuce. [Read the rest of this story »]( [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2024 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](