Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Mon, 15 Apr

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Mon, 15 Apr. We hope you enjoy them! Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( [Premier League title back in the balance as Harry Kane signs for Manchester City]( [Harry Kane signs for City] Harry Kane has signed for Manchester City until the end of the season it is revealed, so he can surely fucking win a trophy, for God sake.  [Read the rest of this story »]( [‘Smacking never did me any harm’ argue parents psychologically compelled to hit their own children]( [man smacking child] After government officials rejected further calls to ban smacking in England, the age-old debate around whether or not it's right to assault a child has reared its head once again. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Wailing simpletons feeling bereft after learning that Sydney attacker wasn’t an Islamist]( [Man frustrated Sydney attacker wasn't an Islamist] Racist simpletons who spend every waking hour looking for something to be scared of have been left bereft today after learning that the Sydney attacker wasn't an Islamist. [Read the rest of this story »]( [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2024 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](