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Enjoy the NewsThump website? It gets better with a paid subscription. Your support matters! Hello , Firstly, thank you for subscribing to the NewsThump Daily newsletter. We hope it’s delivered at least one or two smiles in recent weeks! As a cherished member of the NewsThump family, you've probably noticed a significant change on our site over the last month: the complete absence of those pesky third-party advertisements. Yes, we've ditched them completely! Last September we dropped all gambling ads from our site, and in February we removed ALL third party ads entirely. No more trackers. No more being prompted to buy that thing you briefly looked at. Once. An entire month ago. All gone. For good! While this move has massively improved the NewsThump experience for our readers, making our satirical punches smoother and your laughs louder, it has also posed a new challenge for us. Our main revenue stream has taken a hit, but we still firmly believe in preserving the quality of our content and your experience over profit. So this year, more than ever, we need your support. It's an election year, prime time for political satire, yet social media algorithms are increasingly stifling voices like ours that seek to mock and critique those in power. In an era where the “system” seems designed to silence dissent and laughter, we stand firm in our mission to mock the powerful, the pompous, and the political. But to continue this essential work, we need YOUR help . By upgrading to a paid subscription, you won't just rid yourself of the remaining NewsThump adverts entirely (yes, imagine an even cleaner, uninterrupted satire site!). You'll also gain exclusive access to extra “subscriber only” satirical stories every week, stories that dive deeper and laugh louder, reserved just for our paid supporters. More importantly, your subscription directly supports our ability to keep the lights on, and to continue delivering the sharp, witty content that dares to say what others won't. We aren’t funded by an oligarch, trust-fund baby or some stock-exchange listed ad-tech company. It’s just us, a small band of joke writers hoping to entertain you for a few brief minutes each day. In a year where every laugh counts, your support ensures that we can keep challenging, mocking, and entertaining in the face of systems designed to prevent us doing just that. Join us in this crucial mission. Your subscription isn't just a pass to ad-free exclusive content; it's a torch helping to illuminate the absurdities of power. Together, we can ensure that satire remains a vibrant, vital force in our political discourse. Support us. Support independent satire. Let's keep laughing in the face of power. Thank you for being a part of our journey. [Support NewsThump HERE]( Thank you! Managing Editor NewsThump.com [View email in browser]( Thump Publishing Limited · 40 Caversham Road · Reading, Berkshire RG1 7BT · United Kingdom [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe](