Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Fri, 05 Apr

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Fri, 05 Apr. We hope you enjoy them! Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( [Sending dick pics to scammers fails to make the top 10 worst things done by Tory MPs in 2024]( [Man using his phone in public] After it was revealed Tory MP William Wragg sent compromising photos to a honeytrap scammer who then demanded the personal details of other MPs, researchers announced this doesn't even make the top 10 worst things done by Tories in the first three months of the year. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Concern faeries, goblins, and other mythical beings may be entering country through illegal routes]( [Fairies goblins and ogres in a small boat] There is increasing concern in Government that illegal immigration has spread from humans to mythical beings and that thousands of faeries, goblins, elves, and perhaps even some ogres, are entering the country through illegal routes. [Read the rest of this story »]( [6-year-old Palestinian girl joins aid agency in hope the West will care when Israel blows her up]( [Palestinian child joins aid agency] 6-year-old Gaza resident, Laila Al-Hamad, has officially joined the ranks of the World Central Kitchen, in the hope the West will give more of a shit when Israel inevitably blows her up. [Read the rest of this story »]( [UK to continue selling weapons to Israel after Israeli government ‘pinky promises’ not to use them on aid convoys]( [UK and Israel pinky promise] The UK government has announced that it will continue its robust arms sales to Israel, following a landmark 'pinky promise' ceremony that assured British officials of the Israeli government's intention not to use the purchased weapons on humanitarian aid convoys in future. [Read the rest of this story »]( [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2024 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](