Santa Leaves Hunter Biden a Big Fat Lump of Coal

Your daily source for trading strategies, tech news, and politically incorrect humor Dec 24, 2019 [View in Browser]( [Image] Your daily source for trading strategies, tech news, and politically incorrect humor. Dear eMBers, Your Morning Bullets are here. Let’s dig in. INVESTOR INSIGHTS – Market Update Investors are flocking to retailers ahead of the official fourth-quarter holiday results. And Investors Business Daily wants you to know who the Top 11 performers have been since Black Friday. And all of them are up 8.5% or more since November 29th. There are a few surprises. And one of those surprises is who didn't make it on the list at all... Here are 3 of the highest performers: Big Lots (BIG) up 38.9% since Black Friday. Genesco (GCO) up 30.1% since Black Friday. Express (EXPR) is up 23.1% over the same period. Who else made the cut? And who didn't? [Read more here](. YOUR SILICON VALLEY (LIBERAL) OVERLORDS Beginning January 1st, the International Maritime Organization (IMO) is set to impose new emissions regulations. It's part of a campaign designed to drastically curb pollution caused by ships. Right now, the upper limit on sulfur oxides in ship fuel is 3.5%. Once the new regulations take effect, that will drop down to 0.5%. While the major oil companies and shipowners have blown billions to get ready, not everyone else has kept up. And despite knowing this day was coming, many in the industry are still woefully unprepared. "The market is in complete flux. Nobody seems to have the answers of how this will play out." Because it was an industry-wide cost impact, most experts expected shipping liners to raise prices in preparation. But it looks like a lot of them missed the boat. And it's leaving experts flabbergasted. "It's a complete mess and the customers are suffering with all of this uncertainty." Find out how the whole scenario stands to impact everyone. Maritime transport is critical to our global economy. Over 90% of the world's trade is carried by sea... [Read more here](. TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME The world wants answers about Hunter Biden. And instead of getting those answers in the impeachment trial, it looks like we might be getting them from a different court. Because karma - my friend - is a b--ch! Family court - where Hunter Biden is embroiled in legal battles with his baby mama Lunden Roberts. In court documents filed yesterday by a Florida-based private-eye firm, Biden is under a number of damning investigations. [Image]( Image Source: GOP Daily Brief While the claims were struck down due to being filed by an "intervener" there were some interesting allegations. According to the claims, Biden "is the subject of more than one criminal investigation involving fraud, money laundering and a counterfeiting scheme." One of those investigations is linked to Burisma Holdings, but it's hardly the only scandalous mark. Another discusses his involvement in a plot to rip of Sioux Native Americans to the tune of $60 million in shady tribal bonds. His job? Helping drum up business... Now, back to Burisma... According to the firm, Biden and a group of other associates "established bank and financial accounts with Morgan Stanley... for Burisma Holdings Limited... for the money laundering scheme." The average account value for these accounts stayed at about $6.8 million between March 2014 and December 2015. Looks like a child support case could drum up more answers than a Congressional hearing. Is Hunter in a pickle his Daddy can't save him from? [Yes](mailto:team@email.morningbullets.com?subject=Yes&body=Yes, it's going to all come out in Family Court.) or [No](mailto:team@email.morningbullets.com?subject=No&body=Somehow, they'll find a way to keep it all contained.)? [Read more here](. 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CRAZY-INTERESTING OR RIDICULOUSLY-WEIRD We've all got that certain someone on our Christmas list. You know - the one who it's impossible to find the perfect gift for. Because they're a little bit "out there." Fortunately, these 42 gifts are equally odd. At least one is bound to be a fit. As a huge fan of The Office, this was my personal favorite. [Image]( Image Source: SellWild.com But there were a ton of other contenders. Like the Death Star toaster. It burns images on your toast AND looks cool! And just a heads up - some of these gifts are only intended for mature audiences. What do you think? [Crazy](mailto:team@email.morningbullets.com?subject=Crazy&body=These gifts are all just crazy.) or [Weird](mailto:team@email.morningbullets.com?subject=Weird&body=This gift collection is just weird.)? [Read more here](. 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