🥛 Celsius is reinventing itself

PLUS: BlockFi financials get leaked... by accident                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 January 26, 2023 | [Read Online]( GM. This is Milk Road, the daily newsletter that guides you on a crypto safari. Those lions might look friendly, but they’ll eat your wallet. Here’s what we’ve got for you today: - Celsius gets a makeover & token - BlockFi financials leaked! - Circle’s got bad blood with the SEC - Crypto exec gets $100M+ pay day CELSIUS SEZ I-O-U What do you do when your lending platform is overleveraged, goes belly up, and needs to repay all the customers it lied to? Well create a new, made-up, imaginary token, of course. Obvi, duh. Celsius lawyers want to give so-called Asset Share Tokens (AST) to creditors so they can either A) HODL them for dividends over time or B) sell them. Here are the quick deets: - Only customers with assets above a certain amount get these tokens - The ASTs would reflect the value of the assets they have locked on Celsius - The rest of Celsius’s customers with locked assets below that certain amount (which is ~60-70% of its base) get a one-time repayment of good ole’ liquid crypto We don’t know what that threshold will be just yet. AND we don’t even know if regulators will green-light this whole proposal. It’s all part of a plan for Celsius to reinvent itself post-bankruptcy — 90s high school movie-style. Celsius wouldn’t be the first crypto company to try something like this; Bitcoin exchange Bitifinex gave BFX tokens to victims to redeem that represented what each user lost after a $72M hack in 2016. And Poolin, a bitcoin mining pool, came up with the incredibly original name IOU Tokens that reflected what users were owed after the platform halted withdrawals in September. There was an attempt. TODAY'S EDITION IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY [METAMASK]( If you’ve ever wanted an in-depth look into what’s in your MetaMask wallet ahem… shiny NFTs and hot tokens galore, you can view it all in one place with [Portfolio Dapp](, brought to you by your favorite wallet, MetaMask. Portfolio Dapp is your one-stop shop to viewing your NFTs, bridging tokens across chains, swapping with a slick aggregator, and now, even liquid staking through Rocket Pool and Lido! Available to Extension and Mobile users,[portfolio.metamask.io]( packages your accounts and assets in an easy-to-use interface across multiple chains. Head over and connect [your MetaMask wallet]( for the full experience! [Check your out your portfolio now]( BLOCKFI'S BIG OOPSIES BlockFi’s “secret financials” have been exposed. According to a [CNBC report](, the bankrupt crypto lender had $1.2B in assets tied up with FTX and Alameda Research. The wild part? The info was leaked by accident. An advisor to the creditor committee uploaded an uncensored version of the financials. Now all of BlockFi’s financials are exposed like Janet Jackson at the Super Bowl Halftime Show. Here’s what the docs show: - $415.9M worth of assets are frozen on FTX - $831.3M was loaned out to Alameda - The money tied up with FTX & Alameda account for ~50% of all BlockFi’s assets As of now, BlockFi has $1.3B in assets left over, but only $669M is “liquid/to be distributed”. BlockFi is still going through its bankruptcy process so it’s still to be determined how much money they’ll be able to recover. The crypto lender recently sued one of Sam Bankman-Fried’s holding companies seeking some of his shares in Robinhood that were pledged as collateral. In simple terms - one friend lent two other broke friends A LOT of money. Then the two broke friends went to Vegas and lost it all on roulette, drugs, and luxury penthouses. Now everyone is broke and their friends have disappeared. CIRCLE X THE SEC The line for crypto firms that have beef with the SEC is out the door. And around the block. And down the street. And Circle just joined the queue. The company is behind the second-largest stablecoin, USDC, and was trying to button up a $9B SPAC merger in December that fell through after FTX imploded and the market went down the drain. Only here’s what Circle’s alleging: it was the SEC’s fault, not the market’s, because it didn’t approve the registration before the deal expired. The crypto space already had some major problemos with the SEC and its captain, Gary Gensler. Industry folks would say the agency grandstands via “regulation by enforcement” and stifles crypto innovation. G-man says he just wants to protect investors. Needless to say, there’s some bad blood. MILK AND COOKIES Another day, another hack. Today's victim? NFT Whale Kevin Rose, founder of Proof and Moonbirds. [He lost $2m+ by confirming an off-chain signature on a phishing website.]( There’s a new #1. [Polkadot has seen the most developer activity over the last 30 days, according to data from Santiment.]( Developer activity is measured using the work being done by any project’s developers on its public GitHub repositories. Milk Road Rule #38: Follow the devs. 9-figure pay day. [Coinbase’s Chief Product Officer is stepping down and will cash-in on a $105M exit package on his way out.]( He will also keep ~250k shares of Coinbase worth ~$12M, at todays prices. Talk about a nice pay day. Bitcoin going legal? [Three Arizona Senators introduced a bill that would make Bitcoin a legal tender in the state](. If it passes, voters could choose to make virtual currencies tax-exempt in 2024. The best-performing asset award goes to….Bitcoin. [Goldman Sachs has ranked Bitcoin as the best performing asset in the world in 2023.]( Uh-oh, Oreo[verse]. [Oreo is launching a new metaverse where Oreo lovers can play cookie-themed games and enter sweepstakes for prizes](. MILKY MEME 🤣🤣 That's a wrap for today. Stay thirsty & see ya tomorrow! If you want more, be sure to follow our Twitter [(@MilkRoadDaily)]( Share Milk Road You currently have 0 referrals, only 1 away from receiving An Inside Look At What The Crypto Whales Are Betting On. [An Inside Look At What The Crypto Whales Are Betting On]( [Click to Share]( Or copy and paste this link to others: [ INTERESTED IN ADVERTISING ON THE MILK ROAD? [Fill out this survey]( and we'll get back to you soon! 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