Enjoy these treats. You monster.

You know, just because the internet puts every consumer want and need right at your fingertips doesn’t mean you have to be all hedonistic about it. But hey, if society really is racing to oblivion, you might as well meet the moment with a tasty Dutch confection in hand. [Want to see what's on Meh today? Visit meh.com for the full experience. Here's a teaser of what you'll find:]( [daily deal teaser v0.5]( [WTF is for sale today at Meh?]( [See if you can guess.]( You know, just because the internet puts every consumer want and need right at your fingertips doesn’t mean you have to be all hedonistic about it. But hey, if society really is racing to oblivion, you might as well meet the moment with a tasty Dutch confection in hand. [Who’s buying this crap?]( [What’s the community say?]( [awk said:]( [> It’s like ordering a bunch of after-dinner mints and then just eating them one after the other while watching TV. Are you teasing a future deal? I sure hope so!]( [OnionSoup said:]( [Meh June: ██ stroopwaffles Meh September: ██ doses of Ozempic.]( [thechilipepper0 said:]( [“Or paying money every month to eliminate the ads on YouTube.” I wasn’t expecting to be personally attacked by a meh copywriter today, but here we are. Tbf, I pay for the music streaming service and get the ad-free YouTube as a bonus.]( [How many did they buy?]( [So far today...]( 20610 visitors. 51% on a phone, 2% on a tablet. 114 sold. 1569 meh button clicks. $3654 total. [Ok, I give up. What the hell are you selling today?]( #Troll_Talk 1 active user @Irk 5:05 PM It’s weird that “Finger Licking” is supposed to be a positive descriptor for something. @Irk 5:06 PM I feel like nobody wants to be called a “finger licker,” you know? @Irk 5:07 PM Kinda uncomfortable. @Irk 5:08 PM So why should I aspire to lick fingers? @Irk 5:09 PM I get that the idea is that you have it on your fingers, and it’s so good you want to lick it off your fingers, but the prospect of just licking my fingers isn’t appealing, okay! @Irk 5:10 PM You call it “Finger Licking,” and I take it like a threat. @Irk 5:11 PM Threatening me with a bad time. Your product will make me do something I don’t wanna do. @Irk 5:12 PM They’re my fingers, man, don’t make me lick them. [meh]( is a daily deal experiment by [mercatalyst](. © mercatalyst. all rights reserved, no takebacks. [View Online]( | [Update Preferences]( | [Unsubscribe](