Not Giving A ████

Most e-commerce sites care about "conversion" -- that is, the number of customers who buy over the number who visit. (Trust us, we spent a small stint at a big e-commerce site you might have heard of.) But we care more about how many people intentionally use our site as a procrastination tool. [Want to see what's on Meh today? Visit meh.com for the full experience. Here's a teaser of what you'll find:]( [daily deal teaser v0.5]( [WTF is for sale today at Meh?]( [See if you can guess.]( Most e-commerce sites care about “conversion” – that is, the number of customers who buy over the number who visit. (Trust us, we spent a small stint at a big e-commerce site you might have heard of.) But we care more about how many people intentionally use our site as a procrastination tool. [Who’s buying this crap?]( [What’s the community say?]( [narfcake said:]( [6-for?! Quit ███████ up **Two**-for-███████! Now if this was advertised as two 3-packs, then you would've been excused. But nooooooooo!]( [slag said:]( [If you could enlarge an orange to the size of the planet earth, the individual atoms of said monster orange would be the size of the the original unexpanded never to be rhymed with orange.]( [Kerig3 said:]( [These ██████ are bright as ████!]( [How many did they buy?]( [So far today...]( 21363 visitors. 45% on a phone, 8% on a tablet. 206 sold. 2898 meh button clicks. $3344 total. [Ok, I give up. What the hell are you selling today?]( #Direct 2 active users @stinkypinky 1:07 PM Hey, we should launch a t-shirt site, I have a killer idea for a shirt design @CEOpaperbagMatt 1:09 PM We’ve talked about it. What’s your idea? @stinkypinky 1:10 PM It’s a parody of the “Stranger Things” logo, but intended for European beaches. It says “Stringier Thongs” @CEOpaperbagMatt 1:16 PM That idea makes me want to never run a t-shirt business again, and also burn down as many currently existing t-shirt businesses I can manage to torch before I’m arrested, just on the off chance one of them might, by some fluke, print that @stinkypinky 1:17 PM In the future, just saying “pass” would probably do [meh]( is a daily deal experiment by [mediocre laboratories](. © a mediocre corporation. all rights reserved, no takebacks. [View Online]( | [Update Preferences]( | [Unsubscribe](