Real Wax, Fake Flames

Looks like the real deal without any of the hazards. [Want to see what's on Meh today? Visit meh.com for the full experience. Here's a teaser of what you'll find:]( [daily deal teaser v0.5]( [WTF is for sale today at Meh?]( [See if you can guess.]( Looks like the real deal without any of the hazards. [Who’s buying this crap?]( [What’s the community say?]( [legendornothing said:]( [You know, my good friend’s father is actually the Imagineer mentioned in today’s meh scrawl. Really cool guy, continued inventing dope ████ since then and he’s still out there being a G. Doug Patton is swag, and his son is absolutely wonderful too we do a lot of fun stuff outdoors.]( [yakkoTDI said:]( [These make really shitty margaritas.]( [alacrity said:]( [why do I get the feeling these were made from Glen's ear scrapings?]( [What did they buy?]( [So far today...]( 26650 visitors. 45% on a phone, 2% on a tablet. 98 sold. 1610 meh button clicks. $2640 total. [Ok, I give up. What the hell are you selling today?]( #random 2 active users @Joy 9:33 PM Do you ever wish you could just live in the world of a show you’re watching? @Joy 9:34 PM Meet the characters? @Rasputin 9:35 PM Every story is contrived. @Rasputin 9:36 PM Not by a deity, but a person. @Rasputin 9:37 PM Every character a false being, no deeper than a painting, as vivid as the painting may be. @Rasputin 9:38 PM These false beings are shaped by the desires of a single human individual, not by a life they have lived. @Rasputin 9:39 PM There is no more humanity to them than a hammer. @Joy 9:40 PM … @Rasputin 9:41 PM I would, however, enjoy living in Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood. [meh]( is a daily deal experiment by [mercatalyst](. © mercatalyst. all rights reserved, no takebacks. [View Online]( | [Update Preferences]( | [Unsubscribe](