Poppin' Off

Admit it: microwave popcorn sucks. [Want to see what's on Meh today? Visit meh.com for the full experience. Here's a teaser of what you'll find:]( [daily deal teaser v0.5]( [WTF is for sale today at Meh?]( [See if you can guess.]( Admit it: microwave popcorn sucks. [Who’s buying this crap?]( [What’s the community say?]( [docflash said:]( [the secret to movie theater ███████ is a powdered seasoning called FLAVACOL. salty, buttery, and it works with poppers that use ███. add it at the start. DON'T EYEBALL IT: follow instructions. Orville Redenbacher butter ███ works very well, too. Bob's Red Mill is one of the BEST brands of kennels around - highly recommended! and for easiest good ███████, her the microwave silicon ███████ bowl: add ███ and Flavacol to the kennels, listen carefully, and you get perfect ███████, already in a bowl. then throw the bowl in the dishwasher: DONE!]( [phendrick said:]( [Did it have this model name before Covid?]( [kyouteki said:]( [████ █████ makes great ███████, and is pretty easy to clean, but the ████████ implement can ████ and scratch the nonstick coating of the heating surface. Depending on how you feel about such things, that can make it a pretty disposable product. Thankfully, at this price, who cares?]( [How many did they buy?]( [So far today...]( 15962 visitors. 44% on a phone, 2% on a tablet. 43 sold. 1625 meh button clicks. $1239 total. [Ok, I give up. What the hell are you selling today?]( #Troll_Talk 1 active user @Irk 7:11 PM Is there a snack food more frustrating than popcorn? @Irk 7:12 PM It’s so good. @Irk 7:13 PM But there are always hard pieces you get to break your teeth on at the bottom. @Irk 7:14 PM Filmy shrapnel that pierces your gumline. @Irk 7:15 PM Unpopped kernels, disappointing wastes of potential that remind me of myself. @Irk 7:16 PM And yet I keep coming back. @Irk 7:17 PM Popcorn is truly a cruel mistress. [meh]( is a daily deal experiment by [mercatalyst](. © mercatalyst. all rights reserved, no takebacks. [View Online]( | [Update Preferences]( | [Unsubscribe](