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Ancient grains? In a sweet treat? Well, now you've heard everything, huh? [Want to see what's on Meh today? Visit meh.com for the full experience. Here's a teaser of what you'll find:]( [daily deal teaser v0.5]( [WTF is for sale today at Meh?]( [See if you can guess.]( Ancient grains? In a sweet treat? Well, now you’ve heard everything, huh? [Who’s buying this crap?]( [What’s the community say?]( [awk said:]( [*████ █████████ ██████ ██████ ████...* Oh nice, Meh is finally selling some normal food! *...With ██████ ██████* Dammit!]( [blaadnort said:]( [Mmmm: INULIN... TWICE. Pure fart fuel, if you're lucky. For the initiated, inulin is a type of sugar that's more or less undigestable so it shows up in "diet" foods. However just because the human stomach can't adequately break it down doesn't mean OTHER things can't break it down, so it tends to ferment by the time it makes it into the lower intestines leading to noxious fumes (at least) and occasionally a fart-carbonated fecal liquid tsunami, like cracking a shaken can of devil's beer. Add in that it's already delivered in a chocolatey load from the top end... Straight shartnado. This oughtta be classified as a munition. Edit: In for two. Valentine's is gonna be a blast!]( [phendrick said:]( [Are these at least size "C" ████?]( [How many did they buy?]( [So far today...]( 14596 visitors. 50% on a phone, 2% on a tablet. 421 sold. 1602 meh button clicks. $7977 total. [Ok, I give up. What the hell are you selling today?]( #Confessions 1 active user @Rasputin 7:35 PM I do not know the proper pronunciation of Quinoa @Rasputin 7:36 PM So I just choose to cycle through every possible pronunciation. @Rasputin 7:37 PM Key-no-ah @Rasputin 7:38 PM Key-no-uh @Rasputin 7:38 PM Kin-no-ah/uh @Rasputin 7:39 PM Kwin-no-ah/uh @Rasputin 7:40 PM Kwee-no-ah/uh [meh]( is a daily deal experiment by [mercatalyst](. © mercatalyst. all rights reserved, no takebacks. [View Online]( | [Update Preferences]( | [Unsubscribe](