No Nonsense

“Hey, Johnson. Did you hear what they came up with over in the mobile division upstairs? They call it a ‘tablet’ and it’s basically identical to the phones we make, but way bigger. To make it easier to use.” “Pfft. I’ve had better ideas than that.” “Oh? Because our team could really use a win right now…” “What if we made something that’s basically identical to the phones we make, but…SMALLER. So small that it’s almost impossibly frustrating to actually use. Kinda like that tablet idea, but instead of making things BETTER, we make them WORSE.” “Johnson, you brilliant such-and-such, let’s do this.” [Want to see what's on Meh today? Visit meh.com for the full experience. Here's a teaser of what you'll find:]( [daily deal teaser v0.5]( [WTF is for sale today at Meh?]( [See if you can guess.]( “Hey, Johnson. Did you hear what they came up with over in the mobile division upstairs? They call it a ‘tablet’ and it’s basically identical to the phones we make, but way bigger. To make it easier to use.” “Pfft. I’ve had better ideas than that.” “Oh? Because our team could really use a win right now…” “What if we made something that’s basically identical to the phones we make, but…SMALLER. So small that it’s almost impossibly frustrating to actually use. Kinda like that tablet idea, but instead of making things BETTER, we make them WORSE.” “Johnson, you brilliant such-and-such, let’s do this.” [Who’s buying this crap?]( [What’s the community say?]( [bmajazz said:]( [I got one of these in an IRK awhile back. It’s ok and is still working. I question the room temperature it gives. Also I don’t think the heart rate is spot on; I take multiple readings sometimes and get different results. Don’t expect an Apple Watch. It has to sync with your phone to get the correct time, and you have to do that each time the battery dies. I haven’t really checked to see how accurate anything is on it since I only use it occasionally.]( [pmcgrane said:]( [I bought this watch the first time it was here on Meh! (I've seen it several times since that, which was maybe 18 months ago). I have to say I am pretty impressed a thirty dollar watch can pair with my iPhone and go many days on a charge! Sure, the software on the device is pretty clumsy and the iPhone app is poorly translated. But it does work! This is probably the last lot of them since I think they were all built some years ago and I think I've seen newer semi-smart watches even here on Meh in the meantime. But it's a bargain!]( [RobinBobcat said:]( [Have one of these, and they're honestly much better than they have any right to be for being so cheap. When my first one broke, I bought a second (yay Woot). Not a fan of silicone █████, so swapped it for a very nice leather one. Comes with a LOT of fun watch faces, or you can upload a picture and put the time/date stuff where you want.]( [What did they buy?]( [So far today...]( 17182 visitors. 53% on a phone, 2% on a tablet. 96 sold. 1612 meh button clicks. $3225 total. [Ok, I give up. What the hell are you selling today?]( #ThingsChadSaid 1 active user @ChadP 10:03 AM In 2020 we did a Trick or Treat hunt and hid candy all over the house and yard. @ChadP 10:04 AM We found a Snickers in the back yard in the Summer of 2022. [meh]( is a daily deal experiment by [mercatalyst](. © mercatalyst. all rights reserved, no takebacks. [View Online]( | [Update Preferences]( | [Unsubscribe](