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People seem intent on tackling more and more "Do-It-Yourself" projects, and we're not going to stop them. We'll just charge more and do less work. [Want to see what's on Meh today? Visit meh.com for the full experience. Here's a teaser of what you'll find:]( [daily deal teaser v0.5]( [WTF is for sale today at Meh?]( [See if you can guess.]( People seem intent on tackling more and more “Do-It-Yourself” projects, and we’re not going to stop them. We’ll just charge more and do less work. [Who’s buying this crap?]( [What’s the community say?]( [Tin_Foil said:]( [Was anyone else worried they weren't going to be able to click Meh and break their streak?]( [Blahbbs said:]( [What do you know, I got one! My first!]( [lichme said:]( [PSA: SOLD OUT]( [So far today...]( 23241 visitors. 46% on a phone, 8% on a tablet. 4951 meh button clicks. [Ok, I give up. What the hell are you selling today?]( #Company 3 active users @CEOpaperbagMatt 1:40 PM We got anything fun planned for April Fool’s Day? @Shawn 1:42 PM Yeah, I had the team code a plasticwrap plugin so when people use the /urinate command in our forums, they’ll get spattered @CEOpaperbagMatt 1:43 PM When people… what? @Dave 1:44 PM There’s a /urinate command for our forums? @Shawn 1:46 PM obvs @CEOpaperbagMatt 1:47 PM What? How? Why? @Shawn 1:50 PM You guys, we talked about this @Shawn 1:51 PM I showed you all the forum traffic data showing increase in average session length when people can urinate without having to leave the site @Dave 1:53 PM I don’t understand what you mean. How are people — I mean, you’re talking about physical liquid waste excretion? @Shawn 1:55 PM Uh, yeah, “physical liquid waste excretion” if you’re a neanderthal I guess. @Shawn 1:56 PM Wait @Shawn 1:57 PM Are you guys still whizzing in the meatspace? @Shawn 1:58 PM It’s 2017! [meh]( is a daily deal experiment by [mediocre laboratories](. © a mediocre corporation. all rights reserved, no takebacks. [View Online]( | [Update Preferences]( | [Unsubscribe](