One New ███████

In the office, it would've been weird to take off your shoes during work. Now, though, your house is your office. And your feet could use some special treatment. [Want to see what's on Meh today? Visit meh.com for the full experience. Here's a teaser of what you'll find:]( [daily deal teaser v0.5]( [WTF is for sale today at Meh?]( [See if you can guess.]( In the office, it would’ve been weird to take off your shoes during work. Now, though, your house is your office. And your feet could use some special treatment. [Who’s buying this crap?]( [What’s the community say?]( [UncleVinny said:]( [Uh....I hesitate to tell you this. But mom is pretty mad that you still haven’t taken to heart her *perfectly marvelous* suggestion that Meh sell hand sanitizer and hospital masks. (Again....I’ve explained to her the Meh business plan, but she’s not sympathetic.) Her forceful (and, TBH, not-to-trifled-with) suggestion is that you hire illegal immigrants (“pennies on the dollar!”, she’s hollering) to sew medical masks *tout suite*, or she’s gonna be high-tailing it down to Carrolton to read you the Riot Act. “████ █████████, my *keister!*”, is the kind of invective she’s been bellowing, in a nearly un-made-up sort of way.]( [msayler said:]( [Stick your ████ in... yes, that's right... a little closer... *robot chomping noises*]( [alacrity said:]( [I want to know what sick ████ made the "FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY" warning label necessary.]( [How many did they buy?]( [So far today...]( 20099 visitors. 46% on a phone, 4% on a tablet. 194 sold. 2161 meh button clicks. $13224 total. [Ok, I give up. What the hell are you selling today?]( #eTail_Oracle 1 active user @oracle 9:51 PM I changed my mind again, the next shortage will be of cheese puffs. @oracle 9:52 PM The oracle has spoken. [meh]( is a daily deal experiment by [mediocre laboratories](. © a mediocre corporation. all rights reserved, no takebacks. [View Online]( | [Update Preferences]( | [Unsubscribe](