Will Get ██████ Again

It's like a fannypack. But bigger. And you wear it above your fanny. [Want to see what's on Meh today? Visit meh.com for the full experience. Here's a teaser of what you'll find:]( [daily deal teaser v0.5]( [WTF is for sale today at Meh?]( [See if you can guess.]( It’s like a fannypack. But bigger. And you wear it above your fanny. [Who’s buying this crap?]( [What’s the community say?]( [jsh139 said:]( [It’s pronounced “tooly”.]( [shahnm said:]( [OH MY GOD GLEN IS BREAKING OUT OF HIS TRAVEL CARRIER AND HE'S ABOUT TO GET AWAY!!!]( [ergomeh said:]( [I'm tired of buying █████████ that have "all sorts of ███████" where they're all about the same aspect ratio. You need one, long ██████ (inside or out) for chopsticks, a spork and collected plastic cutlery. (Metal) Chopsticks and a spork are travel essentials. Skip the plastic utensils (intentionally or accidentally) and with the spork you can actually eat the food you grabbed. Save the plastic utensils you inevitably get. With chopsticks you can eat Cheetos and other ██████ food that you don't want to touch with your hands (corona virus, flu, colds, other icky crap) or just to skip the bamboo chopsticks. (Why do classy restaurants that would never think of offering you disposable forks only offer you single-use chopsticks?).]( [How many did they buy?]( [So far today...]( 20728 visitors. 47% on a phone, 3% on a tablet. 316 sold. 2253 meh button clicks. $11584 total. [Ok, I give up. What the hell are you selling today?]( #Troll_Talk 1 active user @Irk 11:08 PM You ever think about how depressing it is for a florist the couple days after Valentines? @Irk 11:09 PM Just, driving to work, see everybody’s trashcans on the sides of the road. @Irk 11:10 PM “Yep, that’s one of mine. And that one. Oof, not me but I know the guy who made that one.” @Irk 11:11 PM “Love to see all the living things I nurtured left to die and rot into nothing in the dump.” @Irk 11:12 PM Like, shit. [meh]( is a daily deal experiment by [mediocre laboratories](. © a mediocre corporation. all rights reserved, no takebacks. [View Online]( | [Update Preferences]( | [Unsubscribe](