"Need" is a strong word, but...

You've heard it all before: some gadget, some device, some freaking *product* is the last piece you need to finally feel complete as a human being. If you just buy this one thing, if you just toss this one last hunk of consumerism onto the vast pile of possessions you're already buckling under the weight of, you'll finally be happy. [Want to see what's on Meh today? Visit meh.com for the full experience. Here's a teaser of what you'll find:] [daily deal teaser v0.5] [WTF is for sale today at Meh?] [See if you can guess.] You’ve heard it all before: some gadget, some device, some freaking product is the last piece you need to finally feel complete as a human being. If you just buy this one thing, if you just toss this one last hunk of consumerism onto the vast pile of possessions you’re already buckling under the weight of, you’ll finally be happy. [Who’s buying this crap?] [What’s the community say?] [rv617 said:] [I had an █████████ ███████ once. The trick is to be careful what you ███████ it in. A ███████ of berries? Fine. Some milk and ice cream? No problem. Boiled vegetables? ████. A bucket full of rusty bolts? Well, that's why I *used* to have an █████████ ███████.] [huja said:] [In 2016 . . . Meh has ensured all hummingbirds will be well hydrated. Meh has harvested every bivalve on Earth for its pearl. Meh has lit up the world - with a plasma flame, no ████. Now Meh is intent on ████████ everything █████████.] [scorkla said:] [After lurking in the shadows for a while, this is my first purchase. What have I done.] [How many did they buy?] [So far today...] 24564 visitors. 43% on a phone, 8% on a tablet. 205 sold. 3361 meh button clicks. $5619 total. [Ok, I give up. What the hell are you selling today?] #cranial_calisthenics 1 active user @quizterio 12:15 PM BRAIN TRAINERS: When you find yourself intellectually unfit / Just grab right on to this riddle of mine and ruminate on it / Cause you’re the ponderer @quizterio 12:16 PM THE RIDDLE OF THESE FINKS @quizterio 12:16 PM What creature is quadrupedal in the morning, bipedal in the afternoon… @quizterio 12:16 PM …and hobbles about grotesquely on three legs in the evening, profaning nature’s will with every faltering step? @quizterio 12:17 PM (ANSWER IN ONE HOUR) @quizterio 1:17 PM A: It’s “Enzo”, a pet frog belonging to the young Dr. Moreau. All day long he tortured that poor beast before it finally collapsed into death’s merciful embrace! Amputating the forelimbs at lunchtime was a plenty sick stunt on its own, sure, but nothing any number of other child sociopaths mightn’t also have done. It was upon successfully reattaching one in the waning hours of the afternoon that Moreau really differentiated himself as both a special type of medical genius – and an irredeemable sadist. [meh] is a daily deal experiment by [mediocre laboratories]. © a mediocre corporation. all rights reserved, no takebacks. [View Online] | [Update Preferences] | [Unsubscribe]