Tonight, On Mehsterpiece Theatre, Pt. 5

With the latest installment of Mehsterpiece Theatre, we adapt a beloved novel, making our own changes but more importantly correcting what the film version got wrong. Anyone can mix something up to create something new, but care must be taken to mix it into something good, which segues perfectly into today's product. [Want to see what's on Meh today? Visit meh.com for the full experience. Here's a teaser of what you'll find:]( [daily deal teaser v0.5]( [WTF is for sale today at Meh?]( [See if you can guess.]( With the latest installment of Mehsterpiece Theatre, we adapt a beloved novel, making our own changes but more importantly correcting what the film version got wrong. Anyone can mix something up to create something new, but care must be taken to mix it into something good, which segues perfectly into today’s product. [Who’s buying this crap?]( [What’s the community say?]( [jonfisher7 said:]( [Instructions unclear. I put my iPhone in it with the hopes of apple sauce, but now all I have is an acid tasting glass and metal mess ‘apparently’ ███ covered under my ████████.]( [nolrak said:]( [>Material: PP & █████████ █████ So now I have to pay for urine?]( [cbl_wv said:]( [████??!? Well, maybe it can █████ soup, or other soft █████, but in the name of all that is hol(e)y, don't put anything frozen in there - you'll possibly ███ the thing on fire. (And phhlbbhhttt! to whomever said that yesterday's █████ bank deal was a [paraphrased] home arson kit, you totally stole my shtick!) I've about had it with Meh, at this point, I think it's time to say bye█bye to the VMP. Casemates even canceled my last order, from late May, with no explanation. And lord knows, I really don't need any more junk in this house - I'm about ready to donate about 50% of my possessions to a worthy cause, and start living like a normal person again. LOL.]( [How many did they buy?]( [So far today...]( 33687 visitors. 39% on a phone, 5% on a tablet. 321 sold. 3113 meh button clicks. $6735 total. [Ok, I give up. What the hell are you selling today?]( #Company 2 active users @Irk 6:39 PM Our water issue should be fixed next week. Another 9-gallon reserve tank is on order to double our capacity, so flow should be strong all day long. @Joy 6:40 PM I don’t know, something just feels… wrong about that phrasing. @Irk 6:41 PM What? Flow should be strong all day long. @Joy 6:42 PM Why would you say it again. [meh]( is a daily deal experiment by [mediocre laboratories](. © a mediocre corporation. all rights reserved, no takebacks. [View Online]( | [Update Preferences]( | [Unsubscribe](