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If you're a slow reader, it might take you 30 seconds just to open and read this email. Or maybe even if you're not slow reader. Honestly, we don't know the average reading speed. And by adding more words, we are maybe guaranteeing that it takes everyone at least 30 seconds to read this. But probably not. Anyway, 30 seconds isn't much time. And that's how long it takes for today's product to GET THE JOB DONE. [Want to see what's on Meh today? Visit meh.com for the full experience. Here's a teaser of what you'll find:]( [daily deal teaser v0.5]( [WTF is for sale today at Meh?]( [See if you can guess.]( If you’re a slow reader, it might take you 30 seconds just to open and read this email. Or maybe even if you’re not slow reader. Honestly, we don’t know the average reading speed. And by adding more words, we are maybe guaranteeing that it takes everyone at least 30 seconds to read this. But probably not. Anyway, 30 seconds isn’t much time. And that’s how long it takes for today’s product to GET THE JOB DONE. [Who’s buying this crap?]( [What’s the community say?]( [shahnm said:]( [████ this also froth my cappuccino milk, stir my mixed drink, and perhaps later... amuse my wife?]( [lljk said:]( [Maybe it's just me, but I was a little surprised to see this here. I kind of think of MorningSave as the Mediocre█branded place for █████████ and fashion ███████████ now.]( [gevaertb said:]( [FYI this is the same one Jeffery Star and Laura Lee ████ that destroyed their ███████.]( [What did they buy?]( [So far today...]( 23395 visitors. 49% on a phone, 7% on a tablet. 227 sold. 2812 meh button clicks. $2843 total. [Ok, I give up. What the hell are you selling today?]( #FrontierBalladry 1 active user @HyramTSC 6:41 PM Oh my baloney has a first name @HyramTSC 6:42 PM It’s F-R-E-D… E… R… I-C-K… @HyramTSC 6:43 PM Sorry… I need a moment. @HyramTSC 6:44 PM He was a good pig. [meh]( is a daily deal experiment by [mediocre laboratories](. © a mediocre corporation. all rights reserved, no takebacks. [View Online]( | [Update Preferences]( | [Unsubscribe](