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Everyone's been there: there's a few bottles of wine going around at the dinner party, or a bowl of rum punch that'll really sneak up on you, or a spiked chocolate fountain. Okay, maybe that last one's just a dream of ours, but you get the point, right? Sometimes it's real easy to have one or two too many drinks. [Want to see what's on Meh today? Visit meh.com for the full experience. Here's a teaser of what you'll find:]( [daily deal teaser v0.5]( [WTF is for sale today at Meh?]( [See if you can guess.]( Everyone’s been there: there’s a few bottles of wine going around at the dinner party, or a bowl of rum punch that’ll really sneak up on you, or a spiked chocolate fountain. Okay, maybe that last one’s just a dream of ours, but you get the point, right? Sometimes it’s real easy to have one or two too many drinks. [Who’s buying this crap?]( [What’s the community say?]( [nolrak said:]( [How about a version with a Meh interlock that prevents you from clicking "Buy" on random crap if you blow over a 0.2?]( [shiranissosexy said:]( [Damn!!! I got mine from the Mehrathon for $12! I could’ve gotten two for $19??!! Wait, why would I need two of these???]( [shahnm said:]( [I need these mostly because of Meh's new site changes... Hic.]( [How many did they buy?]( [So far today...]( 29202 visitors. 43% on a phone, 6% on a tablet. 345 sold. 3331 meh button clicks. $7205 total. [Ok, I give up. What the hell are you selling today?]( #realmofimprobability 1 active user @the_narrator 6:14 PM THE SCREENPRINT OF DORIAN GRAY @the_narrator 6:15 PM “Boy, I sure wish this shirt wouldn’t be damaged by the cruel hands of time and repeated use and washing over several years.” @the_narrator 6:16 PM “In fact, I’d rather myself be washed and worn down by time than this shirt!” @the_narrator 6:17 PM And to his astonishment, the shirt never faded, the print never sullied, and the seams never torn. @the_narrator 6:18 PM Anything that might’ve prematurely aged it appeared to affect the man himself and not the shirt. @the_narrator 6:19 PM Now worn down on his deathbed, but still proudly wearing his pristine shirt, the man writes a letter to his friends regarding the good fortune of his shirt. @the_narrator 6:20 PM However, as he sealed the envelope, the thin edge of paper cut deeply betwixt his fingers. Somehow, no blood was drawn. Rather, he felt oddly rejuvenated. @the_narrator 6:21 PM But to his horror, he looked down at the shirt he wore, and lo, a great gash did spread across its face. The material aged, threads frayed, and what was left was but a pale memory of the shirt that was before. @the_narrator 6:22 PM Ripping it off over his head, his once more youthful eyes sobbed into its tattered form, “No, it should’ve been me! It should’ve been me!” @the_narrator 6:23 PM ANOTHER UNLIKELY OCCURRENCE… FROM THE REALM OF IMPROBABILITY [meh]( is a daily deal experiment by [mediocre laboratories](. © a mediocre corporation. all rights reserved, no takebacks. [View Online]( | [Update Preferences]( | [Unsubscribe](