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Do you want control? No, not over our site. Not over your life. We're not talking about something so trivial. We're asking: do you want control of the very air we breath? Because that's what we're offering here. [Want to see what's on Meh today? Visit meh.com for the full experience. Here's a teaser of what you'll find:]( [daily deal teaser v0.5]( [WTF is for sale today at Meh?]( [See if you can guess.]( Do you want control? No, not over our site. Not over your life. We’re not talking about something so trivial. We’re asking: do you want control of the very air we breath? Because that’s what we’re offering here. [Who’s buying this crap?]( [What’s the community say?]( [lichme said:]( [I was expecting something a little more, baggy]( [heartbleed said:]( [Because you forgot to buy the fog machine for Halloween, this will have to do]( [deathbynoodlez said:]( [MEH face pop sockets would've been perfect to ████ out during Halloween, now it's too late.]( [How many did they buy?]( [So far today...]( 20008 visitors. 44% on a phone, 7% on a tablet. 118 sold. 2581 meh button clicks. $4267 total. [Ok, I give up. What the hell are you selling today?]( #CONFESSIONS 1 active user @MonkeyBot 12:50 AM On September 1st, 1632, a French nobleman by the name of Henri II de Montmorency was captured, severely wounded, by the forces of King Louis XIII and Cardinal Richelieu. @MonkeyBot 12:51 AM A renowned military leader, Montmorency was known for charging into battle shoulder to shoulder with his own soldiers. @MonkeyBot 12:52 AM Unfortunately for him, he opposed the centralized vision of Cardinal Richelieu. @MonkeyBot 12:53 AM Abandoned by his allies, Duke Montmorency was scheduled for public execution, to serve as an example for the remaining disloyal nobility. @MonkeyBot 12:54 AM Many pleaded for his pardon, the man being a national hero, but Richelieu would not stay his hand. @MonkeyBot 12:55 AM The only change allowed to his fate was that he would be executed in private, rather than before the public. @MonkeyBot 12:56 AM Henri was then summarily beheaded in Toulouse town hall on October 30th. @MonkeyBot 12:57 AM The hero will die before the end. @MonkeyBot 12:58 AM The villain will die before the end. @MonkeyBot 12:59 AM The end will always be a lonely place, for before the end, there will be no one left to witness it. @MonkeyBot 1:00 AM left #CONFESSIONS [meh]( is a daily deal experiment by [mediocre laboratories](. © a mediocre corporation. all rights reserved, no takebacks. [View Online]( | [Update Preferences]( | [Unsubscribe](