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You see enough products, you start to get used to all the weird marketing lingo. But what does any of it really mean? And more importantly: how do we make more of it? Like, why can't everything have a cool marketing-optimized name? [Want to see what's on Meh today? Visit meh.com for the full experience. Here's a teaser of what you'll find:]( [daily deal teaser v0.5]( [WTF is for sale today at Meh?]( [See if you can guess.]( You see enough products, you start to get used to all the weird marketing lingo. But what does any of it really mean? And more importantly: how do we make more of it? Like, why can’t everything have a cool marketing-optimized name? [Who’s buying this crap?]( [What’s the community say?]( [jrisken said:]( [I usually just skulk around here and buy the occasional thing. But I bought one of these dual-█████ babies a while back - at retail. Lemme tell you: that ████ █████ at the front is revolutionary: It ██████ █████ up the finest ████ and the biggest chunks of cat food and whisks them toward the mama █████ - which puts them ████ without blowing them somewhere else. I can █████ ████ right up to the baseboards because the ████ █████ deforms slightly when pushed up against a flat surface, and thus ██████ in the little gap that a solid cylinder misses. I've owned probably two dozen ███████ in the last 50 years. And this is - by far - the best. Also: the mama █████ has two speeds - slow and gentle for ████ surfaces, and fast and aggressive for ███████. It's great on cat ████.]( [Aspirant_Fool said:]( [█████ makes my favorite non-canister/bagless ███████ in the Rocket series, and this is a Rocket with a bendy bit in the middle. I don't think the bendy bit adds enough utility to justify the price increase at retail - I've never had any trouble getting the █████ head under something tall enough to accommodate it even without it - but this is a pretty good deal regardless. These are █████, █████ small, have an ██████ ███████ █████ head, and ███████ a lot of ███████ in a small package. The only significant complaint I have about these is the capacity of the bin - if you're doing more than about 1,000 square feet at a time, and/or if your ██████ are really dirty, expect to have to stop and empty the bin a couple times. Even that isn't really a big deal though, as the bin comes out ██████ and has an internal cover to keep all the crap ██████ while you take it to the trash. For folks with mobility issues who have trouble ███████ or dragging around a canister ██████, these are the best bang for the buck.]( [reclaimercube said:]( [This isn't one of my three favorite objects perhaps you've heard of them IRK Plushies Mehgic 8 Ball (all responses: Meh.) Squatty Meh! Potty]( [So far today...]( 18012 visitors. 49% on a phone, 7% on a tablet. 20 sold. 2527 meh button clicks. $2705 total. [Ok, I give up. What the hell are you selling today?]( #Company 4 active users @Dave 5:49 PM Haven’t hear much out of the poetry slam group this weekend @Glen 5:49 PM Yeah, would think they’d be pretty active this month @Glen 5:50 PM Given they are skulls @Joy 5:50 PM Glen, that’s insensitive! @Glen 5:50 PM What, you know, skulls, October, Halloween? @Possum_Skull 5:51 PM Oh, so because we’re skulls we gotta be down with Halloween? @Possum_Skull 5:51 PM The holiday where people ritually hang us from the ceiling like some kind of grim garland of disrespect? @Possum_Skull 5:52 PM I don’t see anyone hanging YOU up, Glen @Dave 5:53 PM Um… @Joy 5:53 PM Er @Dave 5:53 PM Well, uh @Dave 5:54 PM Christmas is right around the corner… [meh]( is a daily deal experiment by [mediocre laboratories](. © a mediocre corporation. all rights reserved, no takebacks. [View Online]( | [Update Preferences]( | [Unsubscribe](