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They may look like 2 separate products, but with their powers combined the become... a longer version of one of the products? Look, it's still cool, okay? [Want to see what's on Meh today? Visit meh.com for the full experience. Here's a teaser of what you'll find:]( [daily deal teaser v0.5]( [WTF is for sale today at Meh?]( [See if you can guess.]( They may look like 2 separate products, but with their powers combined the become… a longer version of one of the products? Look, it’s still cool, okay? [Who’s buying this crap?]( [What’s the community say?]( [jewelshound said:]( [My wife thinks it's a beautiful ████████ but I can't buy her one. It's not a matter of affordability as I have an old trash can with enough pennies to pull off this extravagant purchase. It's not that I am a stingy husband - I adore her; I would give her a kidney (but not two). It is not that I do not have sufficient technical savvy to push the right keys to pull off this purchase of a lifetime. Even my blurry eyes, stinging from tears of sadness and frustration is not slowing me down. Did I mention I would give her a kidney? No, the problem is that you refuse to sell me one. And one is all I want. I am not a millionaire. If I offended you in the past and now you withhold this ████████ I want then I apologize. Profusely. If you would sell me just one not only would I start counting and stacking pennies, I would write a letter to the celebrity of your choice and sing your praises until my ███████ are raw and bleeding. The ball (or ████████) is in your court. Have pity on me.]( [Cerridwyn said:]( [And buying is broken anyway, lol]( [mehcuda67 said:]( [> Magnetic Ball Clasps That just sounds terrifying.]( [What did they buy?]( [So far today...]( 16108 visitors. 51% on a phone, 8% on a tablet. 54 sold. 2404 meh button clicks. $1397 total. [Ok, I give up. What the hell are you selling today?]( #Troll_Talk 1 active user @Irk 11:23 AM The damn Charmin bears are at it again @Irk 11:23 AM Every time you see them, you’re like, “Oh, these ads couldn’t possibly get any worse” @Irk 11:25 AM “Surely their advertisers have realized how baffling and unappealing the whole schtick is” @Irk 11:27 AM And then they prove you wrong @Irk 11:27 AM Again @Irk 11:27 AM These bears are more obsessed with getting clean than most of Hollywood @Irk 11:29 AM They should probably seek professional help in dealing with their unhealthy obsession with wiping their own asses @Irk 11:29 AM It’s gross. And weird. [meh]( is a daily deal experiment by [mediocre laboratories](. © a mediocre corporation. all rights reserved, no takebacks. [View Online]( | [Update Preferences]( | [Unsubscribe](