Christmas Pudding Rum. Oh yes. You heard.

And a stark warning from our legal team Dear {NAME}, Our lawyers have told us that we must warn you (and this really is very important) that if you attempt to set this rum on fire and pour it over your Christmas pudding two* things will happen.   First - the meta nature of the logic-loop created by using Christmas Pudding rum to make a rum Christmas pudding may open a portal to the dark dimension, unleashing Cthulhu and his hordes of under-demons upon our existence. They estimate that this has a 70-90% chance of being ‘bad**’.   Second - there is a minor risk that the more cack-handed amongst you might set fire to Christmas. The lawyers were less concerned about this, as the hazard is (comparatively) low.   Still - as long as you steer clear of Christmas pudding-related nonsense - this flavoured rum is set to become your double-best new mixing spirit this festive season. Thank you please and enjoy. £19.95 [Buy now]( *Well - three really - the third being that it’ll be more delicious than if you use yucky brandy.   **’bad’ (small b) is defined in our T&Cs as comprising (but not restricted to) fire, brimstone, loss of your immortal soul, everyone going inside out, cats and dogs living together and the heat-death of the universe.     Shop now   [Whisky]( [Whisky]( [Rum]( [Rum]( [Gin]( [Gin]( [New Arrivals]( [New arrivals]( Why shop on Master of Malt? [Online Drinks Retailer of the Year 2023] Online Drinks Retailer of the Year [Best price guarantee] Best price guarantee [365 day returns] 365 day returns   [Master of Malt logo] UK 01892 888 376 • Int +44 (0)1892 888376 hello@masterofmalt.com © 2023 Master of Malt | Orders are subject to our [Terms](. Atom Supplies Ltd (Company No.: 03193057), Unit 1, TN9 1RA, UK [Privacy policy]( [Unsubscribe](