We’re building an island distillery island

Want to help? Dear {NAME}, We’ll make no bones about this - we’ve known for quite some time what our ultimate goal is. We want to own a whisky distillery (who doesn’t?).   Having spent the past few years scouting locations with no luck, we’ve come to the (perhaps inevitable) conclusion that we need to build an island. Our island. MoM island. Once the Island is built, we shall put a distillery on it, and it will have direct-fired stills and dunnage warehouses and only the best casks and all will be well with the world. Yes. That. In the very best traditions of crowdfunding drives everywhere - we’re giving you lovely people the chance to get in on the ground floor. Every bottle of this wonderful 8 year old malt (replete with our new island’s location) we sell will fund the purchase of a bucket of sand. Enough buckets of sand and we get our island. It sounds so simple, we can’t really believe that no-one’s thought of it before - especially given the fact that an Island in that spot would be tremendously strategically important.   The whisky itself is a 8 year old single malt, and comes from a secret Speyside distillery - trust us when we say that you won’t be disappointed, and that every grain of sand helps. £29.95 [Buy now](     Shop now   [Whisky]( [Whisky]( [Rum]( [Rum]( [Gin]( [Gin]( [New Arrivals]( [New arrivals]( Why shop on Master of Malt? [Online Drinks Retailer of the Year 2023] Online Drinks Retailer of the Year [Best price guarantee] Best price guarantee [365 day returns] 365 day returns   [Master of Malt logo] UK 01892 888 376 • Int +44 (0)1892 888376 hello@masterofmalt.com © 2024 Master of Malt | Orders are subject to our [Terms](. Atom Supplies Ltd (Company No.: 03193057), Unit 1, TN9 1RA, UK [Privacy policy]( [Unsubscribe](