Newsletter Wednesday, November 23, 2016

[LaineyGossip.com - Calling all smuthounds!] Wednesday, November 23, 2016 [Intro for November 23, 2016] Dear Gossips, There’s a story that Kathy Griffin tells near the beginning of her new book, Kathy Griffin’s Celebrity Run-Ins: My A-Z Index, about being at one of Drew Barrymore’s parties, years ago. All kinds of celebrities were there. And Kathy was excited to be asked to come, but also a little nervous, because she talks sh-t about celebrities when she’s performing, and she wondered about whether or not any material she gathered from the event would be usable. At some point in the night, Drew and Kathy eventually talked. Drew told Kathy she was happy she could be there. And Kathy told Drew that she was surprised that she was allowed to be there, “around all these celebrities”. Drew replied back: “Look, we should have dinner. I love you! This is a big party, but I have these eight-person dinner parties and I’d love for you to come. We hate all the same people!” Drew never elaborated on the list of people they all hate. And Kathy never ended up getting asked to one of those dinner parties. She ends that anecdote by saying it’s probably for the best. Because Kathy doesn’t observe the celebrity code of secrecy. Like I’ve said so many times, celebrities complain about gossip, but they are the BIGGEST gossips. And the gossip they exchange about each other is way worse than the gossip we exchange on the internet. Actually, no wait, the gossip we exchange on the internet often comes from the gossip they exchange about each other. As for the gossip that Kathy exchanges in her book, a lot of it is good gossip about the people she admires. (Jane Fonda made her “the worst quesadilla of (her) life. And (she) was never so happy to eat it.) And she also finds nice things to say about people who are assholes. Like she actually has nice things to say about Sean Penn because at an event one time she told him his hair looked like sh-t and harassed him so hard to fix it he shouted her out from the stage and got a good laugh out of it. But when she can’t find nice things to say about people, well, she says sh-tty things about them. Like Demi Lovato who she calls out for being a hypocrite because, according to Kathy, she advocates against online bullying but incited her fans to bully Kathy online. And Ashton Kutcher who is such a dick he wouldn’t speak to Kathy…when they were hosting an event together! Kathy recommends to the reader to look up photos from the event to prove her point. Here’s a photo. It proves her point: Other people on Kathy’s sh-t list include Jon Hamm, Ellen DeGeneres, and Gwyneth Paltrow. Oh and Harry Styles. Actually not Harry Styles. She seems quite fond of Harry Styles. Harry Styles wasn’t at all a prick to Kathy, he just… kinda embarrassed himself. Kathy was seated next to Harry at an Eagles concert. She went backstage after the show and was hanging out with her friends, Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson. While she and Tom were talking, Harry, who was “allegedly very, very wasted” came into the room and immediately approached Tom. Here’s the excerpt: Harry: Re-membah when you wuz savin’ Private Ryan and had to bring ‘im back to ‘is mum? Re-membah? Tom Hanks politely replies with caution: Yes. Harry: Re-membah when you wuz in Cappin Phillips? And the other guy sez, “Oim’ the capn’ now”? ‘Membah? Tom, trying to figure this young man out: Yes, yes, I do remember. Harry: Was that scaarrry? Even I wasn’t expecting that question. I turned to Tom: Yeah, Tom, was that scary? Tom, clearly trying to save Harry Styles from himself: Harry, have you met my friend, the comedian Kathy Griffin? (Tom really hit the word comedian hard.) Harry, eyeing me: Yeah…am I gonna be in one of your skits? Ooh, he knows I’m a comedian now and apparently thinks I do “skits” reminiscent of the old Benny Hill Show. Maybe I should get a topless girl on a bicycle? Harry was unfazed and returned his attention to the great Tom Hanks again …with the questions. It was like he was doing a memory brain teaser. Harry: Re-membah when you wuz Forrest Gump? ‘Membah? ‘Membah? Tom, still indulging: I was, yes. Harry: You wuz always runnin’? Membah? Yes, he was asking Tom Hanks if Tom remembers playing the role of Forrest Gump, for which he won the Academy Award. I can’t point out here enough how Harry Styles seemed to think it was his mission to make sure Tom Hanks did not forget the names of any of his films or the fact that he had starred in these film. Harry: That was a good film. Tom: I do remember. Without explanation, Harry Styles turned and pivoted away. Tom Hanks had been pretty much frozen in the same sport during this magical and epic exchange. Tom’s answer was perfect and delivered very dryly: Tom: Sometimes, I just want to drive them to rehab myself. Kathy Griffin’s Celebrity Run-Ins is available now. It’s a quick read. Will take you no more than a couple of hours. Gossip homework! Yours in gossip, Lainey [Click here for the rest of the photos.] Posted at 2:10 PM [Cate vs Annie?] [Cate Blanchett on the set of Oceans 8 in NYC] There have been a few emails asking about [this story]… The story is that [Cate Blanchett] and [Anne Hathaway] hate each other on the set of Oceans 8 because Cate is chill and Annie is annoying. So, good old-fashioned Girl Sh-t. Which is the best sh-t. Only the problem… is the source. The source is Woman’s Day out of Australia. My recommendation to you is that if you read reports like this, and Woman’s Day comes up, forget what you’ve read. Woman’s Day out of Australia…scooping New York gossips on a story that’s happening in New York, really??? If you’d told me that the origin of this feud was Page Six? 100% I’m all over it and I’m loving it. But Woman’s Day? Nothing to see here, at least not yet. But, seriously, I can’t see it at all. That’s not Anne Hathaway. Anne Hathaway is a lot of things, and she can grate, I know, she can grate, but she would never disrespect the Cate Blanchetts and the [Sandra Bullock]s of the world. She would probably actually do the opposite. She would worship them to the point of exhaustion. If Amanda Seyfried was a member of the Oceans 8? Sure. That’s the story you make up, if you’re going to make up a story. You make up a story about Annie vs the Oceans 8 equivalent of Amanda Seyfried. Until then, here are some recent photos of the cast on set. [Click here for the rest of the photos.] Posted at 8:39 PM [Smutty Social Media, November 23, 2016] [Sarah Jessica Parker at the Bloomingdales store in Soho in NYC showing off new latest SJP Shoe Collection to her fans on November 22, 2016]Demi and Ashton were in the room when Madonna’s manager Guy Oseary welcomed his first child. I miss Kabbalah. [10 years ago today my Oliver was born.. Happy Birthday!!! This was the very first moment my sweet boy looked into my eyes.. I'm so grateful to have had this moment captured.. Thank you Ashton for that.. and thank you Demi for holding me up and for reminding me to breathe.. Up to that point this was the greatest moment of my life.. Blessed to have had 3 more of these greatest moments/ miracles with my love Michelle.. #10yearsoldtoday] A photo posted by Guy Oseary (@guyoseary) on Nov 17, 2016 at 2:04pm PST Ms. Diana Ross at the White House. [Here is my sweet and gorgeous mama in front of Jackie Kennedy painting in the @WhiteHouse. It was an exciting day yesterday. My mom along with 20 others received the Presidential Medal of Freedom, which President @BarackObama said “is not just our nation's highest civilian honor - it's a tribute to the idea that all of us, no matter where we come from, have the opportunity to change this country for the better.” I felt proud and moved. #DianaRoss #MedalofFreedom #RossFamilyRocks] A photo posted by Tracee Ellis Ross (@traceeellisross) on Nov 23, 2016 at 10:08am PST I’m not a Justin Bieber apologist, but in some situations I feel like he is overly analyzed. If you reach through my car window and grab me, I might sock you in the mouth. That’s expected. And last week someone pulled down his pants. He needs a better security team. ⚽️ 🎥 🔝 Veratile [@justinbieber] shows off mad [#SkillsFCB] with [@Rafinha] & [@NeymarJr] both on attack and in goal! [pic.twitter.com/bhUit7BWVq] — FC Barcelona (@FCBarcelona) [November 21, 2016] I want Sarah Jessica Parker to read me a bedtime story. Are you watching Divorce? I really like it! I feel like I like it more than most other people do. No one ever wants to talk about it with me. [#Superficial sounds a little better when read by @sarahjessicaparker] A video posted by Andy Cohen (@bravoandy) on Nov 23, 2016 at 9:50am PST I looked up this project and according to Deadline the premise is “Groundhog Day, sans clothes.” And it also stars Regina Hall. I’ll definitely bite. [Well that was fun! @marlonwayans you're the most generous humble silly and joyful person to know and to work with. Thank you for having me and making me feel so special. Big love 🙌🏽❤️#Naked @netflix] A photo posted by Minka Kelly (@minkakelly) on Nov 23, 2016 at 3:37am PST Bella Thorne’s night out with Suki Waterhouse, Kelly Osbourne, Emma Roberts, Tinashe and a few other women I don’t recognize. But that man in the middle, Cade Hudson, is a manager at CAA and per this [TMZ story] on his birthday, can draw quite a crowd. [Girls night ✨🌜😘🦄💋] A photo posted by BELLA (@bellathorne) on Nov 22, 2016 at 12:03pm PST It is easy, very easy, to eyeroll when celebrities take up a cause. It can often feel calculated, uniformed, naïve or self-serving. But the concern here feels so genuine and urgent, it’s impossible to snark on it. [Here's what I talked about during my visit to #StandingRock last week. Our fellow Water Protectors should not be treated with violence. #NoDAPL @barackobama:202-456-1111 ND Governor: 701-328-2200 @Amnesty International: 212-807-8400 #regram @thisisfusion] A video posted by Mark Ruffalo (@markruffalo) on Nov 21, 2016 at 11:40am PST I have plans to see Moana this weekend (and I don’t go to the movies a lot) so I was so glad to read [Sarah’s review this morning]. And I really like Dwayne and LMM together, OK? “Handsome and Talented Producers” cracked me up. [Since Lin Manuel Miranda is a musical master and I love mastering stuff, it only made sense that when we wrapped @Moana, we decided to put that magic into a musical of our own. About Millennials. So we snagged some professionals millennials.. @Motokimaxted @MeganDeangelis @Vidyavox and @Flula. Click the LINK IN MY BIO to watch the backstage antics before next week's first ever of its kind.. #MillennialsTheMusical #FOMO #IDGAF] A video posted by therock (@therock) on Nov 22, 2016 at 1:04pm PST Attached:Sarah Jessica Parker at the Bloomingdales store in Soho in NYC showing off new latest SJP Shoe Collection to her fans yesterday. [Click here for the rest of the photos.] Posted at 8:07 PM [Get Lost, Jimmy Come Lately] [Sean Gunn, Liza Weil, and Scott Patterson during an interview with host Jimmy Fallon on November 22, 2016] You know why I love writing here? Many reasons, among them the following exchange: [@Cinesnark] not any more than [@LaineyGossip]. Not possible — Sasha (@Sasha_Tong) [November 22, 2016] You guys? That’s Sarah and Sasha being petty about who is pettier. (Bonus that Sasha is stumping for Lainey, not herself.) Not only is this a race to the bottom, I’m now getting in position to compete for the throne. Because I am annoyed with all these people who are huge Gilmore Girls fans all of a sudden. Like they juuust decided this was a bandwagon they needed to be on. Why, because it suddenly occurred to you there were pretty people on the show? Or because one of them was on Mad Men so you realize you want to care? Or maybe you were always a Gilmore fan and now it’s safe to come out of the closet, since some of your favourite stars and writers are cheerfully admitting they were always big fans? Mostly I’m directing my rage at Jimmy Fallon, who had [three of his 'favourite' cast members] on his show the other night. (Careful with that link, there’s a clip from the revival in the middle – not terribly spoiler-y, but too much if you want to stay utterly pure.) There are all kinds of reasons to be mad Fallon lately, of course, but I’m extra mad that, because he thinks the show is fun, now it’s legit and cool to like it? I guarantee you – I guaranTEE – that if you had said you liked Gilmore Girls to 2005-era Jimmy Fallon, he would have mocked you for weeks. That’s just the kind of annoyance he is. And in a previous clip from last week, he reassures people that no, [he's a real fan], so it’s okay to be a fan because a bro like Jimmy is. Get off my bandwagon, Fallon! Get off my show! You know how many people liked to mock Gilmore Girls? You know how many jokes it was the butt of? You know what an easy joke it was to make fun of the ‘girl’ show? That’s not to say there weren’t guys watching – teens and grown men—when the show was originally airing. They were, and I knew them, and it’s not a coincidence that they’re some of the more emotionally intelligent men I know. Why am I stingy about the show? Why can’t it be for everyone? I understand if the immediate reaction is ‘So why not?’, with a side of ‘aren’t you the one who still hasn’t watched Breaking Bad?’ But I resent the extra attention from people who weren’t here for it the first time around. I resent it because there’s this idea that female-focused shows aren’t as good, or as worthy, or as serious. This idea that shows where the main characters are women are seen as ‘soapy’ or frivolous, and the people who watch them aren’t as serious or discerning (an idea, you’ll note, that isn’t helped by having Fallon on ‘our’ side) as those who watch the real ‘prestige television’ we all love to brag about. That women who watch ‘shows for women’ are somehow not as intelligent, but men who do are kind of sensitive and cool. Watch a man say, unashamedly, that he watches Scandal, and you will watch six bros around him go ‘oh, so like, maybe I should watch it?’ That would never happen if a woman said so. Ask me how I know. I resent Jimmy Fallon because we don’t need him. We, the fans, were self-sustaining before he decided to anoint it with his “this is actually cool” brush, and I don’t want to hear it when he discovers, a decade from now, that he actually really loves watching Anne of Green Gables and feels deeply about Marilla and Matthew. Didn’t need you then, don’t need you now. Love the show, now less than 48 hours away, whether the ‘cool people’ do or not. [Click here for the rest of the photos.] Posted at 6:46 PM [Chris Pratt’s weakness] [Anna Faris and Chris Pratt take their newborn baby Jack and their dogs out for a stroll in Los Angeles, CA on September 28th, 2012] So far [Chris Pratt], as a celebrity, has been bulletproof. The most controversial thing about him is that he hunts, but while some of us won’t be down with that, plenty of people are fine with hunting. In fact, in many demographics, that’s only going to make Pratt more popular. He hasn’t presented any major vulnerabilities since breaking out in 2014—he’s been happily married for years without a whiff of cheater about him, and there are no rumors of bad behavior or behind-closed-doors antics in his wake. He’s about as universally beloved as it gets. But if there is a crack in his celebrity façade it’s this—bad pet ownership. This week TMZ posted a story about [Anna Faris] being called on the carpet by a rescue in Los Angeles for improperly re-homing a dog she adopted four years ago. The dog, Pete (the little brown dog pictured [here]), was found on the street, starving. When a vet scanned his microchip, Faris came up along with the rescue group from which she adopted him, Kinder4Rescue, who now wants $5000 since Faris violated her adoption agreement by giving Pete to a new owner—the Faris-Pratts found a “nice family home” for Pete. So why is this Chris Pratt’s problem? Sounds like it’s his wife’s dog. Well, it reflects on him partly because it’s not like he made her adhere to the adoption agreement, and also because Pratt has also given away a pet under questionable circumstances. Several years ago Pratt [gave away their elderly cat on Twitter] because they wanted to start a family and didn’t want to deal with an old, incontinent cat anymore. When people on Twitter were like, “Hey man, maybe this isn’t the best plan,” he responded, “If you were a parent you would understand,” as if being a parent erases your ability to also care for animals. Not everyone thinks of animals as part of their family, and not everyone is required to keep a pet even if you would in the same circumstances. If caring for an elderly pet with medical issues feels too overwhelming when trying to start a family, I guess some could defend that. But giving away that animal on TWITTER? Even to someone you made sure “wasn’t a weirdo”? And what about Pete? What happened to his “nice family home”? In her [apology statement] issued to People, Faris says she “now understands” why you don’t pass around pets like they’re bags of sugar. (She also claims they gave away Pete because they discovered their newborn son was allergic to him—yet they still have their Pugs. That seems a little odd, that he would only be allergic to one specific animal and not like, dogs in general. One wonders if there might have been another reason.) But why does it take an animal starving on the road for Faris—or anyone—to understand that there are reasons rescues have protocols for rehoming? The reason rescues want you to bring back animals that need to be rehomed is to ensure that something like Pete ending up starving on the side of the road doesn’t happen. Because however normal and animal-loverish the person you found on the internet seems—however normal your neighbor seems—you don’t really know. But rescues have protocols and support networks designed to make sure that animals are homed safely, and, hopefully, permanently. But this concept seems beyond the Faris-Pratts. Twice they’ve given up pets under dodgy circumstances, and one of those times it clearly did not work out and an animal suffered as a result. Is that enough to derail the Chris Pratt Popularity Train? Probably not. But it will make some people wonder. It will generate some side-eye. And it’s the first weakness to appear on his celebrity armor. You can donate to the ASPCA [here], or the [Humane Society of Canada] here. Also please consider donating pet food to your local shelter. It’s winter and they will be full. [Source] [Click here for the rest of the photos.] Posted at 5:12 PM [The Silence trailer is not silent] [Martin Scorsese's 'Silence'] Whenever Martin Scorsese directs a movie, it’s a foregone conclusion that it will be considered an Oscar contender. And so here we have the first trailer for his latest film, Silence, starring [Andrew Garfield], [Adam Driver], and [Liam Neeson], opening next month. Already the campaign narrative for Silence has emerged. This is Marty’s “[passion project]”; it took him 28 years to finally make it happen. So, basically, the argument here is that he’s cared about the story longer than anyone else in the race has cared about their story. Also, how did Leonardo DiCaprio miss out on this role? Silence, to me at least, is about a crisis of conviction. And not necessarily whether or not your conviction is legitimate, but whether or not you can and should abandon that conviction, your faith, for the sake of others. For the wellbeing of others. Whether or not your faith is better served not by absolute interpretation, but by compassionate action. It’s timely, in these times. What makes faith so complicated, of course, is that it is, as the title suggests, a silent presence in our lives, as reflected in the final words of this preview: “Am I just praying to silence?” Since faith is so spare with her answers then, the sound of the film has a lot more work to do. This trailer is not definitely not silent. These violins are working! Still, I’m a little worried that Silence is going to end up being about a couple of Christians going into Japan to defend Jesus against the barbaric local heathens. The book, on which the film is based, is certainly not that. And [Scorsese] is certainly not an inexperienced director. But if his approach to this material is the way it was in The Wolf Of Wall Street, which in my mind glorified the excess of the morally compromised, who ruined so many lives in pursuit of personal greed (haha! these douchebags knew how to party, roar!), well, then I’m kinda nervous. As for Andrew Garfield, he was still with [Emma Stone] when he started shooting this film. Rumours of their breakup began when he was on location. Those early rumours were wrong as he and Emma were together again when he wrapped but word is, it took him a while to shake off his experience, his character, and that may have been one of the reasons why they eventually broke up. Which makes it more interesting her reaction to Isabelle Huppert’s comments during The Hollywood Reporter Actress Roundtable that I mentioned [in yesterday’s intro]. Isabelle insisted that she doesn’t carry her characters with her, that she doesn’t live with them after she’s done playing them. Emma leaned in then and asked her to elaborate. Was she asking for herself, or was she asking about someone else? I pray but I am lost. Am I just praying to silence? From [#MartinScorsese] comes [#SilenceMovie], watch the official trailer now. [pic.twitter.com/3y4DvzeCs1] — Paramount Pictures (@ParamountPics) [November 23, 2016] [Click here for the rest of the photos.] Posted at 4:34 PM [Moana is just delightful] [Lin-Manuel Miranda, Auli'i Cravalho and Dwayne Johnson attend The World Premiere of Disney’s 'MOANA' at the El Capitan Theatre on Monday, November 14, 2016 in Hollywood, CA] I saw Moana Monday night and have not stopped listening to the songs since. All the songs are credited to Mark Mancina, who also composed the score; Opetaia Foa’i, of the Oceanic band Te Vaka; and Broadway star and [alleged heartthrob] [Lin-Manuel Miranda], and as much as I hate myself for saying this, the result is magical. Frozen produced one great earworm, but Moana has like, three solid candidates for Best Original Song. Like The Little Mermaid, Moana will be remembered more for its music than anything else, which is saying something because the movie itself is damn good. Moana is basically Reverse Ariel—she’s a strong-willed daughter who longs for the sea but her father wants her to remain on land. She lives on the island paradise of Motunui, where she will be the next chieftain of her people. But Moana yearns for adventure and with the encouragement of her grandmother—the resident crazy old lady— she soon enough sets sail on a quest to restore balance to the ocean. The reason the ocean needs to be rebalanced is Maui, a trickster demigod who stole the Heart of Te Fiti, causing a blackness to seep out into the world and destroy all life. Moana’s quest is to find Maui and return the Heart to Te Fiti, thus saving her people. But Maui is not keen on this plan, as he sees the Heart as a curse and just wants to be rid of it. Most of the movie is a two-hander between Moana and Maui as they reluctantly work together to return the Heart. As voiced by Hawaiian actress [Auli’i Cravalho], Moana is spunky and cute and brave, and she has real chemistry with [Dwayne Johnson], who voices Maui, whose braggadocio covers up a touching vulnerability. They’re joined by Moana’s pet chicken, Heihei (clucked by underrated Hollywood ginger Alan Tudyk), and pursued by Mad Max-inspired coconut pirates and a giant disco crab voiced by Jemaine Clements. Moana is eye-poppingly beautiful, with a gorgeous tropical palette, photo-real vistas, and that crab sequence is bright in the fun way, not the oh-god-my-eyes [Trolls] way. But the real standout is the music, especially the contributions from Lin-Manuel Miranda. You can tell which lyrics he wrote because they’re either 1) rapped by The Rock, or 2) full of Miranda’s trademark boundless optimism. Miranda isn’t just writing songs, he creates the theme of the entire movie and reinforces it so well musically that the actual movie parts of Moana are kind of redundant. You can’t find your way unless you know your past, the songs of Moana say, and where we come from is as important as where we’re going. Moana sings of exploration and discovery but also legacy, which echoes Hamilton, in which Miranda turned the dusty-fusty story of a half-forgotten Founder into a manifesto of immigrant pride and accomplishment. And in Moana the message comes with a sense of unrestrained joy and hope that uplifts the entire movie—the music isn’t servicing the story here, the story is a frame for the music. Moana is a really good movie that will hook kids and adults alike, with great humor and gorgeous animation and a memorable and lovable pair of Disney characters. But in a strong year of good animated family films, it’s the music that sets Moana apart. Lin-Manuel Miranda’s lyrics are infectious and inspiring and the music he creates with Mancina and Foa’i is instantly indelible. Without taking anything away from his collaborators, though, it is Miranda’s unmistakable voice that truly makes Moana’s music. The phenomenon of Hamilton isn’t a fluke, and Lin-Manuel Miranda isn’t just for Broadway. With Moana he arrives on an even bigger stage and owns that one, too. When his voice carries over the soundtrack, singing about exploring, it’s pure, unbridled joy, and the feeling that for all he has accomplished, Lin-Manuel Miranda is just getting started. [Click here for the rest of the photos.] Posted at 3:42 PM [“Everything you do is a festive way”] [Mariah Carey at the Airbnb hosted party in Los Angeles, California on November 19, 2016] The first post today was supposed to be the trailer for Martin Scorsese’s new film Silence. Which, as [Mimi] would say, looks BLEAK. The opposite of bleak, as we know from Mimi, is festive. So, I choose festive. Mimi’s on Ellen today. And Mimi brought the festive. As [Ellen] notes during the interview, while gesturing to, um, Mimi’s centrepoints, “there’s a lot of festivity goin’ on there right now”. The “festivity” of course is unveiled after Mimi removes her red robe, which is what she was wearing when she made her grand entrance. After that, Ellen asks Mimi about her punctuality. Or, sorry, why Mimi doesn’t understand the word. And then they talk about the “docuseries”. And then conversation turns to the broken engagement. Mimi insists that she can’t really talk about it. And she claims that she’s doing OK, although she goes out of her way to sigh and look away and generally make the answer so dramatic that she’s obviously saying she is not OK because if she was OK then she wouldn’t be able to ask for $50 million. She also throws out the word “allegedly” when asked if James Packer was uncomfortable with being included on the show. So, basically, she’s saying he’s lying. A few days ago [it was reported] that Mimi’s settlement talks with James have fallen apart because James is refusing to pay her. She’s countering that he owes her because he used her star power for business deals and she wants a piece of that business, on top of all the other accusations about making her move to LA for him. At this point, [according to TMZ], if he pays her, it’ll only be to be rid of her. Well, exactly. You think you can walk away from a butterfly for free, motherf-cker?!? Especially when you are compromising the most FESTIVE time of the year?! Mimi lives for Christmas. She should be worry-free and free to “festivate” this holiday season, showing up late for tree lightings, modelling reindeer lingerie, and being carried around by naked firefighters dressed up as snowmen – THAT’s how Mimi should be spending these next few weeks, instead of having to stress about lawsuits and paperwork. How dare he ruin Christmas. And will she manage? Will she be OK? In Aspen? With a team of bodyguards helping her around the snow, and an even bigger team of cheerleaders shouting “HAPPY CHRISTMAS YOU’RE SO SKINNY!” every 5 minutes”? If they need more people, I would happily volunteer. Attached: Mimi at an Airbnb hosted party in Los Angeles, California on November 19, 2016. [Click here for the rest of the photos.] Posted at 2:54 PM [November 23, 2016 – Smutty Shout-Outs] [Colin Firth for Sarah] Sarah! Happy 30th Birthday with love from Allie! I’m sorry you’re spending your birthday alone on a work trip. Here are Colin Firth and Dan Levy to get you through the day. It’s going to be a wonderful day! To Stephanie from Jessica – “I just wanted to tell you that I'm sooooo proud of you. You've worked so hard to launch your company Sapphire Bliss and it's really taking off. I never doubted you for a second! Also, I'm freaking out your beautiful designs are actually on goop! Goop!” And for Jessica who is NOT lame… Happy Birthday! Mimi would have no problem so, yes, of course, let Mimi be your guide today. Here are Celine Dion and Kanye West for inspiration. [Click here for the rest of the photos.] Posted at 2:31 PM [Privacy Policy] - [Unsubscribe]