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Dear Gossips, Quincy Jones is turning 85 years old next month. He was born under the sign of the Roo

[LaineyGossip.com - Calling all smuthounds!] Thursday, February 08, 2018 [Intro for February 8, 2018]( [Adele](Dear Gossips, Quincy Jones is turning 85 years old next month. He was born under the sign of the Rooster. I posted the Rooster advisory for the Year of the Dog [a few days ago](. But, for Quincy, if you believe Chinese astrology and feng shui, it kinda doesn’t matter. Ma says that once you’re 70, luck only holds you to one rule: be good to people, practise kindness, and the rest will take care of itself. So… basically… Quincy Jones has no f-cks to give, OBVIOUSLY. I wrote about Quincy’s interview with GQ [last week]( and his new interview [with Vulture]( was one of the biggest stories in pop culture yesterday which I linked to in [What Else]( because it’s essential homework. Because it’s one of the best celebrity interviews you will ever read, period. Mostly because of Quincy and his batsh-t but totally legitimate comments on everything from the JFK assassination, Michael Jackson’s artist theft (!!!), and Marlon Brando’s sex life. But this could only happen because the journalist, David Marchese, did his homework and then showed his work. He prepared. He came ready. And, since he knew his sh-t, he was able to press Quincy with follow-up questions, or just “um…can you elaborate, are you sure?” reactions that ended up eliciting even more Quincy amazingness on top of the regular amazingness that Quincy keeps serving. And… I believe every word. Quincy casually drops that Marlon Brando pretty much f-cked everyone, including Richard Pryor. And then, three hours later, Richard Pryor’s widow is like… Yup, [that’s true](. And read it! That anecdote came out of nowhere! He was talking about music technique! He was talking about the cha-cha! Two sentences later, Marlon Brando is having sex with James {NAME}, Marvin Gaye, and Richard Pryor! No hesitation. No f-cks to give. Over 70. If, however, you are not over 70, and you can’t afford to go off on everyone and everything like Quincy, and you were born under the sign of the Dragon, and you’d like some idea of what your luck profile might look like during the Year of the Dog, here’s what the Squawking Chicken has to say: Dragons, like Tigers, are the two most spectacular but volatile signs in the Chinese zodiac. Think of the animals – they are glorious, majestic, feared and not just in Chinese culture but across all cultures. The dragon, in particular, is a mythical creature. It’s universally recognised as a symbol of power around which legends are created. The Dragon then can rise higher than any other sign and when a Dragon is on a good luck cycle, its good luck can be dramatically, explosively impressive. But energy is about balance. And the balance for Dragons is that a low luck cycle for a Dragon can, sometimes, be equally and dramatically sh-tty. Dragons, in Chinese culture, are seen as tail-spinners. This is a tricky translation but the best I can describe it is that the Dragon uses its tail to generate power, spinning itself into positions of advantage. There are no lucky stars during the Year of the Dog to assist Dragons. So Dragons are advised to be conservative this year, especially with finances. The Dragon will have to rely on itself to spin in the right direction and avoid spinning itself into confusion. While there are no good luck stars to open the flow for Dragons this year, there may be a mentor, someone in your life, who could be there to steady you. Make sure your Dragon tail doesn’t swat them away. Dragons are advised to exercise extreme caution this year. And also restraint. Do not retaliate, not yet. Tolerance is key. Even endurance. What you endure this year can be a harvest. It can be a reserve of strength that you may not be able use now but that can grow to be unleashed in the years to come. 1952 Water Dragon – there’s a tripping alert for Dragons born this year. Careful where you step, don’t rush, don’t lose focus or you could stumble. 1964 Fire Dragon – you may have some lottery or gambling luck, random earnings potential. A kind benefactor may step in to assist you. If that happens, resist the urge to flaunt it. 1976 Earth Dragon – consider every decision meticulously, analysing every possible angle. Do not go meddling into other people’s business. Focus on your own foundation first. You can’t go stomping into other lanes when your own ground is shaky. Standing still on solid ground isn’t always a bad thing. 1988 Wood Dragon – a good time for Dragons born this year to study, to learn, to accumulate skill. Be humble and approach these improvement opportunities as a novice. It can pay off for you later in life. Adele is a 1988 Dragon. And if she stays in hibernation for another year, her comeback, when she’s ready, look the f-ck out. 2000 Metal Dragon – celebrate a big birthday if possible. It is recommended for all Dragons to avoid confrontation in relationships this year. Minor disagreements can turn hostile quickly and the consequences may be disastrous. More than ever, practise understanding and patience. And make your health a priority. At the beginning of the year, see your doctor, get a full physical, with blood work, and, if you are spiritual, spend time with your spiritual community, and volunteer if that’s a viable option for you. Also please note these periods: February 4 – March 5 June 6 – July 6 October 8 – November 6 These may be particularly intense times so be very careful. You may want to try finding a gold monkey charm and keeping it close by. In February and March, avoid drama and do not talk sh-t. You don’t want to increase the heat around you now. In March and April, think of the big picture, do not be quick to anger. In May and June, hold back, it’s not the time to be aggressive. In June and July, relax, slow down, listen to your body. In July and August, you don’t always have to go for the quick win. Sometimes, taking a step back, a temporary L will bring bigger victories ahead. From January 6 to February 3, 2019, you may start to see improvements as the cloud passes. Stay vigilant though. No one likes the dude who starts celebrating too early and fumbles on the 1 year line. Once every 12 years, a Dragon, who can often rise quicker and faster than so many other signs, is due for a low luck period. Yes, right now, that seems like it’s some suck ass news. But with luck and energy and feng shui, it’s important to remember that it’s never rigid. We do have a say in how we manage these cycles. It can’t hurt to be patient, to conserve and to harvest instead of pushing and flashing. And the bonus of being a Dragon is that your conservation can yield a bigger reward in the end, or at least a more immediate one. That’s the way of the Dragon, capable of the most spectacular highs of the zodiac, remember? What the principles of luck are saying here is that if a Dragon can’t take an occasional plateau, does s/he deserve that brilliant, dazzling signature Dragon shine? If played right, the long game for the Dragon can be as bright as anyone’s. Long term success then depends on the years when you bank your luck instead of spending it. Look at this as an opportunity. Don’t be afraid, be good to others, hang back for a minute, and when it’s time to roar again, you could be more powerful than ever. Yours in gossip, Lainey [Click here for the rest of the photos.]( Posted at 2:40 PM [When Katy met Karlie]( [Karlie Kloss attends The 2018 MAKERS Conference at NeueHouse Hollywood on February 6, 2018 in Los Angeles, California](Just two days into 2018, Karlie Kloss gave us some possible girl sh-t with (former?) BFF Taylor Swift (read Lainey’s post on Swish Swish-gate and the end of, or continued covering up of, #Kaylor [here](. ). A little more than a month later [we have pictures]( of Karlie hanging out with Katy Perry, Taylor’s Bad Blood arch nemesis. So I think we can agree that Karlie is not getting a custom-made Fourth of July onesie come Taymerica, right? But let’s unpeel this a little more. There are two ways this can be playing out: either Taylor and Katy are cool and just haven’t told us yet (and therefore it’s OK for Karlie to be cool with her) or Karlie has gone rogue. (The third option is they are all adults and don’t measure their friendship by uniting against enemies, but we all know this is not the case. With the exception of Selena Gomez, no one in Taylor’s squad can be perceived as publicly going against her wishes and get away with it.) I don’t think Katy and Taylor are cool at all, because if they were they would have told us. Katy just did a big cover story with Glamour, talking about letting go of her ego and her “[soul surgery](”. Making up with Taylor would have fit nicely into that, if it had happened. [Taylor]( has ben promoting her album, which focuses heavily on her grudges. So how did [Katy Perry]( and [Karlie Kloss]( come to be? Derek Blasberg is super tight with both of them, so that hardly requires any detective work. He is the link in this chain. (Taylor and Derek know each other in passing [as well](. ) Derek hangs with a sophisticated group. Pictured with Katy, Karlie and Derek are Dasha Zhukova and Jennifer Meyer, who we often reference because of their deep connections in LA (and beyond). Derek has taken a page from the Wendi Deng School of Socializing and surrounds himself not just with the most famous or the richest, but people who are patrons of the arts (Dasha funded Garage magazine and owns a gallery) and design (Jennifer Meyer has a jewelry line that pretty much every A-lister loves) and tech, finance, media, sports, music and film. He looks as comfortable on David Geffen’s yacht as he does lounging in pyjamas with Kendall Jenner. And he’s been friends with Katy and Karlie separately for years and now, for their first photo together, he is there. Is there any doubt he arranged this sushi date? And that Katy and Karlie knew that there was a good chance they would be seen together? This is not a friendship on the DL. It’s a proclamation: no bad blood here. Maybe the friendship was too high-maintenance (let’s not pretend there wasn’t calculation behind the matching crop tops and Vogue cover). In 2015, Taylor and Karlie declared themselves [the best of best friends]( -- think of that move as the equivalent of a couple who sells their wedding photos and then 3 years later, gets a divorce. We’d want to at last partly know what happened, right? And that’s where we are at – at the “why?”. Now Taylor is in a position to respond. Ignoring it is one response (but she hasn’t quite shown that discipline). Subtly declaring Karlie a traitor is another (but then Taylor’s list of enemies gets longer, and our attention span for her pettiness gets shorter). Or she can be the bigger person and bless the friendship with something as simple as “liking” one of Karlie’s Instagram posts, but that would be yielding to Katy, and I don’t know if her pride will allow that. For a long time, Karlie was able to inhabit both social worlds – the homogenous #squad and sitting courtside with Wendi Deng and Ivanka Trump to watch Serena Williams play at the US Open. What changed for her – or for Taylor? [A post shared by David Geffen (@davidgeffen)]( on Sep 11, 2016 at 5:12pm PDT As for Katy and Taylor, this is another kind of sting – and a bit of redemption after the [embarrassing Swish Swish video](. Katy didn’t steal her man, but she has scooped her friend. And that has got to hurt way more than John Mayer. Attached - Karlie Kloss speaking at an event in LA last night and Katy Perry performing in Vancouver earlier this week. [Click here for the rest of the photos.]( Posted at 8:17 PM [What’s in it for Posh?]( [Victoria Beckham out in New York, February 8, 2018](Duana and I discussed the Spice Girls reunion on the latest episode of [Show Your Work](. Specifically we talked about what’s in it for Victoria Beckham. VB’s been all about her fashion line the last few years. The flagship store opened in London in 2014. She shows consistently at New York Fashion Week. She’s the one who was said to be the holdout, presumably because those days are past her. Fashion has been her priority. That said, as I noted on the podcast, the Spice Girls are apparently being offered big money to get back together. And a business, a fashion business, could always use some extra money, right? Yesterday [TMZ]( reported that the Spice Girls will tour the UK and the US starting late summer, which was speculated a few days ago when word began circulating that the reunion was imminent. Then, a few hours later, TMZ, who often does the honourable and important work of making sure men have a voice, [followed]( with another report that the reason Victoria finally agreed was because of “money (and) self-esteem”. Huh? Victoria Beckham went from wanting nothing to do with a Spice Girls reunion to being fully on board ... largely because she wants to step out of David Beckham's shadow and do her own thing again ... sources connected to the group tell TMZ. TMZ broke the story ... the Spice Girls will reunite for a concert tour -- probably towards the end of summer -- that will begin in England and migrate over to the U.S. of A. We're told Victoria and David Beckham often do their own thing, and she's bored with being on the sidelines. Our sources say Victoria wants to "individualize herself" ... and ironically she's doing that by rejoining her group, or as she's put it, "her girls." Sidelines? What sidelines? Victoria has, arguably, over the last few years, been just as busy as David Beckham if not actually busier. Busier, probably. Because of the label. Because of the collections. What the f-ck are they talking about with “sidelines”? Beyond the financial and marketing benefits that a Spice Girls reunion might mean for [Victoria Beckham](’s fashion interests, here’s what the celebrity voice of the men’s rights movement probably doesn’t understand about VB’s possible other motivations for getting back together with the girls: She has a 6 year old daughter. Harper Seven has never seen her mother as a Spice Girl. Cruz may have even been too young to enjoy the 2007 Spice Girls reunion tour. In this current environment of Time’s Up and #MeToo, the Spice Girls and their message of “Girl Power”, while arguably hashtag-simplistic well before hashtag-simplicity was a thing, still has much to offer to conversation. If you’re up on the Beckhams, isn’t that a much more plausible explanation over not wanting to be on the “sidelines”? [Click here for the rest of the photos.]( Posted at 7:22 PM [Smutty Social Media, February 8, 2018]( [Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner out in New York, January 27, 2018](“Kind of” like Crazy Ex-Girlfriend? I read the article and the premise is exactly the same, but it’s set in a different city and the genders are reversed. (And The New Yorker’s TV critic and Pulitzer winner Emily Nussbaum makes the point that a man following a woman to another city isn’t exactly the charming romantic tale we want right now.) CBS and Seth Rogen are teaming up for a show that sounds kind of like Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, but with a guy [pic.twitter.com/Ybv0g7AQO4]( — The A.V. Club (@TheAVClub) [February 8, 2018]( It is super-weird to have the EXACT SAME plot. I mean, I can't judge a show before I see it, but "dude hounds his engaged crush" has a v different feel... Also, an I've-seen-it-a-million-times feel. — Emily Nussbaum (@emilynussbaum) [February 8, 2018]( Gisele is clarifying her Super Bowl remarks, saying her words were twisted and she never used the phrase “let them win.” (With back-up from a Wahlberg.) Just to be clear. No one “let” anyone win. People win because of their own merit. Tired of people twisting my words to create drama that doesn’t exist! — Gisele Bündchen (@giseleofficial) [February 7, 2018]( Since I was there, and the haters weren't, I thought I'd "let" them know what really happened. You're a great mom [@giseleofficial]( [#Respect]( — Donnie Wahlberg (@DonnieWahlberg) [February 8, 2018]( Do you think Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas are wedding planning, or waiting until GoT wraps? [A post shared by Sophie Turner (@sophiet)]( on Feb 7, 2018 at 3:29am PST Rosario Dawson is a guest star on Jane the Virgin this season, playing a mysterious lawyer. I don’t know a lot about her career (or specifically recall any of her films) so I didn’t know she has a great voice. It’s not exactly husky, but it’s deep. You don’t hear a lot of deep female voices on TV. [A post shared by rosariodawson (@rosariodawson)]( on Feb 7, 2018 at 12:23pm PST Have you read Prep? It’s one of my favourite books and being made [into a series at HBO](. (It’s on the list of Lainey’s [All Time Reads](.) There’s a scene I remember in the book when Lee, the shy protagonist who is fascinated and intimidated by her glamorous classmates, hangs with the cool kids, Cross Sugerman (that name!!!) and Dede. After spending a little time with them, she sees that they are average and completely unremarkable, even though the bubble of high school (specifically this prep school) has deemed them special and enviable. This video of Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran reminded me of that scene. [A post shared by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift)]( on Feb 7, 2018 at 1:12pm PST Kevin Hart looks like he got caught sneaking a candy out of the bulk bin. [A post shared by Kevin Hart (@kevinhart4real)]( on Feb 6, 2018 at 9:35am PST Here are Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas out together in New York at the end of last month. [Click here for the rest of the photos.]( Posted at 6:20 PM [Jennifer Aniston’s interior design]( [Jennifer Aniston covers Architectural Digest](Jennifer Aniston covers the new issue of Architectural Digest. It’s a profile of her Bel Air home, with photos of her office and the pool and the living room and bathtub and one of the bathrooms which seems really dark, as in very little light. How do you feel about a dark bathroom? Specifically the one shown here is a powder room. The wallpaper in the powder room at Jennifer Aniston’s is beautiful. But I don’t like a bathroom powder room whatever where I can’t see. It makes me anxious. What is the goal of this feature though? Sometimes you see a celebrity put up their home in Architectural Digest and it portends a sale. They’re looking to offload the property and this is a way to drive up interest and, most importantly, the asking price. Sometimes it doesn’t portend a sale but it does precede a breakup. For the record, I haven’t heard of anything smutty going down in [Jennifer Aniston](’s marriage and Justin Theroux actually appears in one of the photos in this AD spread – he’s pictured, all motorcycled, leaving the front door. Jennifer is known to take up home projects. In this piece, the message here is that while people were hired and consulted, she was in total control of the remodelling of the estate, and ostensibly she’s good at it. “If I wasn’t an actress, I’d want to be a designer. I love the process,” the serial home renovator says. “There’s something about picking out fabrics and finishes that feeds my soul.” Sure. But why can’t she do both? If the end game isn’t to sell the place and there’s no movie or acting project to promote right now (there isn’t), then could there be another professional strategy behind allowing AD into her home and showing off her design kills? Last fall, Jennifer covered Harper’s Bazaar and [I wrote at the time]( that it sounded, at least to me, that she might be interested in lifestyle branding. She said, straight up, that she wanted to “open a wellness centre”. The connection between wellness centre and interior design isn’t immediate. But if you read this AD article about her home style, there are a lot of wellness principles involved. “Every corner you turn, you have an experience. Everywhere you look, you get a vista. We worked very hard to get that flow right,” Aniston says. I see that and I’m like, oh, has Jennifer Aniston studied feng shui? There’s a lot of feng shui in how Chinese people set up their homes. It’s all about energy flow and how luck can best circulate. Could you see Jennifer Aniston throwing that onto a website one day? JenniferAnistonHomes.com? Or, really, is this just about wanting to show off her house? It’s, obviously, a nice house. It’s exactly the house you picture Jennifer Aniston living in. [Click here]( to read and see. [Click here for the rest of the photos.]( Posted at 5:05 PM [Tom Hardy…has…DEMONS]( [Tom Hardy in Venom trailer](The teaser for Venom, the supervillain movie starring Tom Hardy, has been released and it’s certainly a series of moving images. I’m honestly not sure what to make of this. It’s just Hardy narrating about how everyone has their THING and his THING is DEMONS, and he’s Doing A Voice—because Tom Hardy ALWAYS Does A Voice, and I don’t mean putting on American accent, I mean he sounds a little like Mike Tyson—and it’s kind of funny? I don’t think it’s supposed to be funny. I think this is supposed to be kind of like horror? Like maybe Ridley Scott-esque body horror? Except we don’t really get into what is happening at all. They’re taking for granted that everyone knows who and what Venom is, and maybe they do because even Lainey has a [vague grasp]( on the concept. But something in this teaser isn’t quite clicking, and I think it’s down to a sheer lack of context. There are a lot of images—let’s hear it for Michelle Williams’ 1990s mom hair—and nothing connecting them. Except [Tom Hardy](’s voice. A big question mark on Venom is if it will connect to the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Last summer, while promoting their joint venture Spider-Man: Homecoming, Amy Pascal kept insinuating that the MCU and Sony’s developing “Spider-verse” will be linked, while Marvel boss Kevin Feige kept making [this face](. They were clearly not on the same page about whether or not the wider Spider-Man stories would link up with the Avengers stuff. Marvel is borrowing Peter Parker, for now, but Feige didn’t seem enthusiastic about the idea of having to share his carefully crafted cinematic universe with Sony, where he has no input on quality control. (Indeed, Amy Pascal ended up [walking back]( her comments.) So there’s a rumor Tom Holland might pop into Venom as Peter Parker, but who knows. If Marvel gets their way, probably not. Final note on this teaser. This is now the third superhero trailer we’ve seen while awaiting Black Panther. Not for nothing, all of them are merely whelming. [Ant-Man and the Wasp](? Okay, I guess. [Avengers: Infinity War](? That’s sure a lot of Avengers. Venom? I mean, we’ll see. Maybe part of the problem with attempting to hype a superhero movie right now is that all anyone can think about, care about, or talk about is Black Panther. We’re waiting for that movie so hard we literally don’t have bandwidth for anything else. So, Venom, why don’t you come back in a couple months and we’ll try this again, okay? [Click here for the rest of the photos.]( Posted at 4:40 PM [All the Kendrick and SZA]( [Kendrick Lamar leaving The Marker Hotel Dublin, Ireland, February 7, 2018]( 8 Days. We are 8 days away from the wide release of Black Panther. 8 DAYS. Every day, the Black Panther press tour blesses us with new content to obsess over. The other day it was Michael B. Jordan and Chadwick Boseman doing [karaoke in Korea](. Yesterday, it was Danai Gurira [radiating perfection in Toronto](. Today, I have the honour of writing about the latest Black Panther blessing in the form of Kendrick Lamar, SZA and their new music video for [All The Stars]( ). Black Panther is a beautiful film in many deep, meaningful ways but it’s literally just beautiful aesthetically. Wakanda is so, so pretty. Kendrick got the “everything Black Panther-related must be the most stunning sh-t ever” memo because the All The Stars video is gorgeous. We’ve come to expect visually immaculate creations from Kendrick over the years but dear sweet Blue Ivy, he outdid himself on this one. The video was directed by Dave Meyers and the little homies, the same team behind Kendrick’s Humble video, which just won a Grammy for Best Music Video. [Kendrick]( and his team may be responsible for the dope concept but it’s [SZA]( who elevates this video from a cool idea to a breathtaking, futuristic oil painting come to life. SZA dancing in this video is what I think I look like on a dance floor. SZA dancing in this video is nowhere near what I actually look like on a dance floor. It was Vogue that pointed out that SZA is actually dancing “[in a constellation of stars shaped like Africa](” and when I noticed it on second watch, I squealed. How magical does your brain have to be to come up with that sh-t? SZA’s magnificent top and trousers are by Christopher John Rogers, a black designer. When I keep telling you this is the blackest Marvel film in front of AND behind the camera, I am not lying to you. The. Absolutely. Most. Unapologetically. Blackest. My heart is so full. SZA slays, as per usual, but Kendrick’s style is also SO GOOD in this video. I love the scene of him chilling regally in his red suit. It wouldn’t be a Kendrick video without some symbolism. The scenes with Kendrick and the kids in red caps is a nod to Nigerian culture. Kendrick Lamar referenced Igbo red caps in his music video "All the Stars" for Black Panther. I loved the symbolism in the dynamic between the children in red caps and Kendrick in a red durag. I love this. [pic.twitter.com/lOPfEOtE0J]( — Miss Igbo USA 2017 ✨ (@ChinweUK__) [February 6, 2018]( A quick Google search tells me that these red caps symbolize authority and tradition and are [only worn by chiefs](, keeping with the regal theme of Black Panther. I’m also obsessed with the scene when Kendrick is strolling through a forest of panthers in a black shearling jacket paired with an African print bandana. I didn’t think it was possible to love this song any more but this video just elevated it to the impossible. Oh yeah, those are real black panthers. Of course. Black Panther The Album is available tomorrow. Watch the full video below. Attached - Kendrick out in Dublin yesterday and SZA performing in Maryland earlier this week. [Click here for the rest of the photos.]( Posted at 4:09 PM [Jessica Jones returns]( [Jessica Jones season 2 poster](Jessica Jones is arguably the best season of television put out by the Marvel/Netflix partnership. All of these shows have too many episodes, but JJ is sustained by the most cohesive plotting anyone has managed in a Marvel/Netflix show, and also, an all-time great villain courtesy David Tennant. The second season of JJ is coming in March, and a trailer has just been released, showing us what is in store for Jess this time around. Mostly that’s alcohol, bitterness, and a disturbing past. So, you know, same old, same old. [Krysten Ritter]( is GREAT as Jessica Jones, and if the show was just about Jess solving crimes while being grumpy and some stage of drunk-to-hungover, I’d be way into it. (That is basically the comics, by the way.) But Marvel/Netflix has dedicated itself to being DARK and GRITTY, and therefore, everything must be miserable all the time. It was a problem when the first seasons were stacking up, that all these shows are so DARK and GRITTY, and it’s only going to become more of a thing as we get into second seasons—and third, in Daredevil’s case. The darker tone worked at first as a counterpoint to the generally light-hearted tone of the movies. But we are now eighty-six hours into this venture, and it’s getting to be a lot. I’m not saying these shows need to turn into the movies—they don’t. But they maybe need to start moving in new directions. Do we need a traumatic exploration of Jessica’s past? Didn’t we just do that in the first season? Also, she got chemicals dumped on her in a car accident. It’s a superhero universe. Who needs more than that? I really like season one and I am happy to spend more time with these characters but I watch this trailer and feel discouraged. It feels like maybe no one had a clear idea of what to do with season two, because we’re basically repeating season one, except instead of the ex from hell we’re dealing with unethical science experimentation. This is, honestly, something I worried about coming out of season one. Once you resolve Jess’s trauma, what is left (besides a kick-ass detective show)? It would seem the answer is: More past trauma. (I wonder about The Punisher season two, for the same reason.) I’m sure someone will hit up my inbox to yell at me and explain why we need to know all about these experiments and that it’s totally okay Jessica is not, apparently, advancing as a character despite resolving significant trauma in season one. Yell away. I’ll just be here quietly wondering how long the Marvel/Netflix machine can do this before we get tired of watching the same thing over and over. [Click here for the rest of the photos.]( Posted at 3:36 PM [February 8, 2018 – Smutty Shout-Outs](€“-smutty-shout-outs) [Eminem for Amanda](For Amanda who’s worried about Ozzy, by request, here’s a “scruffy or bearded brunette Eminem” to help with the stress. Even though he’s clean-shaven in this video, I have always enjoyed this Eminem interview with Colbert. It’s how hard he tries not to laugh: [Click here for the rest of the photos.](€“-smutty-shout-outs) Posted at 3:12 PM [Privacy Policy]( - [Unsubscribe](

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