Tony Abbott Is A Weird Lizard Person

THE JUNKEE WEEKLY No Images? [Click here]( [Junk Mail from Junkee]( TONY ABBOTT IS A WEIRD LIZARD PERSON Welcome to Junk Mail, your chance to catch up on the week in pop culture, music, news and politics. Here. We. Go. Senate estimates are in full swing, so naturally our nation's leaders have used the opportunity to sledge the crap out of one another. [Larissa Waters dunked on David Leyonhejlm]( over his MRA bullshit, [while Mehreen Faruqi roasted noted dickhead Ian Macdonald]( for repeatedly stuffing up her name. Even state pollies got in on the action, with [Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews casually owning Peter Dutton]( over his latest stupid comments about the state's supposed African gang crisis. There are growing calls both inside and outside parliament to get asylum seeker children and their families off Nauru. [Kerryn Phelps slammed the government over the issue]( on Monday night's Q&A, while a Home Affairs officer who quit the department over concern about offshore detention called the policy ["tragic" and "meaningless"]( and claimed there was no evidence it works as a deterrent against people smuggling. Hell, [even The Wiggles want us to get our act together](. Finally, with Halloween just around the corner, Junkee is getting a little Spookee. We've got reviews of [The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina]( and [The Haunting of Hill House](, an interview with [horror maestro Jason Blum](, a list of [the most twisted music videos of all time]( and a whole heap of other creepy content guaranteed to freak you out. THIS WEEK'S TOP STORIES [“You Made My Mum Eat Poo”: The Coogee Bay Poo Mystery, 10 Years On]( "You made my mum eat poo." Ten years after a bowl of contaminated gelato rocked Sydney to its core, Junkee's Rob Stott [revisits the Coogee Bay poo mystery](. [The Internet Is Reeling Over Pitchfork’s Savage Review Of Greta Van Fleet]( [The Internet Is Reeling Over Pitchfork’s Savage Review Of Greta Van Fleet ]( [Please Enjoy Larissa Waters Dunking On David Leyonhjelm After He Went Full MRA]( [Larissa Waters Dunks On David Leyonhjelm After He Goes Full MRA]( MORE HETEROSEXUAL NONSENSE [All The Heterosexual Nonsense I Was Forced To Endure During ‘The Bachelorette’ Episode 5]( "I am back on board for the rest of the series, ready to discover which men will reveal themselves to be terrible each week, like a nightmarish advent calendar." Rebecca Shaw is back recapping The Bachelorette, [and oh boy is she excited about it](. THE HEARTBREAK AND HEALING OF ROBYN [“Maybe We Found Each Other”: The Heartbreak And Healing Of Robyn]( "When I listen to music, it goes into every part of my body, the words are swimming around in my head ... I feel like I know the person that wrote the song." [Music Junkee's Jared Richards speaks to pop queen Robyn]( ahead of the release of her new album. WHAT THE FUCK IS TONY ABBOTT EVEN DOING HERE? [What The Fuck Is Tony Abbott Even Doing In This Video?]( "He’s like a lizard, or perhaps some kind of weird prehistoric bird, or a child whose parents never taught him social mores or let him go outside because they were so embarrassed by him. And they were right to do it. They were right to keep young Tony from the world." Tom Clift breaks down [that weird viral video of Tony Abbott behaving like a creep](. [Facebook]( [Twitter]( Junkee is a Junkee Media publication. You are recieving this because you subscribed to the Junkee newsletter on our website, entered one of our competitions, or attended a Junkee event. [Preferences]( | [Unsubscribe](