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See how this older, bald, overweight man gives hot women the hot pleasure they desire, and keeps the

See how this older, bald, overweight man gives hot women the hot pleasure they desire, and keeps them coming back for more: [>> How this older, bald, overweight man pleases younger women]( Hey Guys— One of the reasons I love the NFL is because every year the idiots in the sports media make the same stupid predictions, and every year they are proven wrong. They love razzle-dazzle gimmick offenses, they are addicted to the deep ball, they swoon over skill positions, and every year they gasp in delight about all the new wide receivers a team (like the Giants) adds, thinking in terms of “points per minute.” *****Photos of SEXY Women For YOU***** As part of an unusual experiment in male-female relations, sexy woman will send you a sexy photo once a day! To take part in this free experiment before it closes, go here now: [>> Sexy photos!]( ********************** Then the games start and the immutable laws of football take hold. The teams who can run the ball, control the line of scrimmage, set up play action, play complementary defense, and run out the clock are the ones who win. If you have a good offensive line, you have a chance to win. If you have a rancid one, you are almost guaranteed to lose. As usual, the sports media was peeing all over themselves about the Giants and the Seahawks, neglecting to see if either team had an offensive line. They don’t, either because of very poor drafting (the Giants) or mindlessly ignoring the offensive line (the Seahawks). Both teams lost badly because they couldn’t run their offenses and will continue to do so until they go back until what the game of football is all about, not what they wish it was all about. If you want to win, you have to obey the laws. Same thing holds true in attraction—if you want to win you have to obey the laws as they are, not as you wish they would be. If you insist on being a nice guy because you want to desperately believe women love nice guys, you’ll get the same results as a team with a rotten offensive line signing a previously good receiver instead of a needed lineman—you’ll lose. If you insist on believing that modern women want a weak, submissive man who knows where the closest safe space is at any given moment and who always gives trigger warnings, you’ll be like a team that features a scat back they got in the late rounds instead of a big, strong power back who can run, block and catch (all the idiot teams who needed a running back and passed on Dalvin Cook, much to the delight of the Vikings). Not only will you lose, you will lose big. In both football and attraction, very smart men give into the temptation to violate the laws (like Chip Kelly) because they arrogantly think the laws do not apply to them. Inevitably they discover the laws do apply to them and they can either obey them or lose. Honestly, the reason most men don’t attract women is because they sniff at the real laws of attraction. But the laws of attraction have a very long arm, and if you don’t obey them, you’ll be punished by not having any women…while law abiding citizens are rewarded handsomely. See how this older, bald, overweight man gives hot women the hot pleasure they desire, and keeps them coming back for more: [>> How this older, bald, overweight man pleases younger women]( On with the fun… -John Alanis “The King of Let ‘em Come to You” PS Got something for me personally? Email it to: questions@johnalanis.com Copyright, Art Of Steel, Inc. MMXV This email is protected by copyright, MMXV, Art Of Steel, Inc. All right reserved. Reproduction in any form of any portion of this email is strictly prohibited without the express written consent of Art Of Steel, Inc. and John Alanis, Inc. John Alanis Art Of Steel, Inc. 4424 Gaines Ranch Loop #1035 Austin, TX 78735, USA 512 892 8839 Phone response@womenapproachyou.com Your email client cannot read this email. To view it online, please go here: To stop receiving these emails:

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