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Be a raging beast inside of her, and show her how "man" you are: Hey Guys? Scott Adams, creator of

Be a raging beast inside of her, and show her how "man" you are: [>> Show her just how "man" you are]( Hey Guys— Scott Adams, creator of the Dilbert comic strip, and influence and persuasion expert wrote a fascinating post on his blog a few days ago about people who literally do not have a sense of humor: [>> Dilbert Comic Strip]( *****Photos of SEXY Women For YOU***** As part of an unusual experiment in male-female relations, sexy woman will send you a sexy photo once a day! To take part in this free experiment before it closes, go here now: [>> Sexy photos in this unsual but cool experiment]( ********************** I have, at times, run into the same thing: people who simple don’t have the “intelligence” to understand humor. There are degrees of this, of course—some people get blatant humor but not subtle humor, and innuendo is lost on them. But some people were, literally, born without a sense of humor. Whenever I meet someone new, male or female, I always want to see if they have a sense of humor, and how well developed it is. I have developed mine over the years, and love all kinds of humor. I love the timing, rhythm, tone, gestures, etc. of humor and I am always trying to get better at both enjoying humor and making people laugh, mostly in spite of themselves. Readers Digest used to publish a feature called “Laughter is the Best Medicine,” full of short jokes that were good enough to catch you off guard. Boys Life used to publish a jokes section full of jokes that were funny when you were 10, and dumb enough to be funny when you read them as an adult. Mad Magazine has the rare ability to make you laugh when you are 12, and laugh harder when you are 46. They are popular because many people have (or had) a sense of humor. I actually think some people are starting to replace humor with offense because they have discovered they can be compensated for offense. Instead of laughing, they feign outrage, demanding apology and compensation for being outraged. My policy always has been and will continue to be to avoid those who have no sense of humor, or a stunted one. And I will always ridicule those in the phony outrage business, pissing them off even more while my audience laughs at them. What most people don’t seem to get is you can CHOOSE your friends, girlfriends, and relationships. They don’t “just happen,” you can make them happen, disqualifying those who bring no value to your life and seeking out those who do. My advice is to qualify only those with a well developed sense of humor, those who love humor and are also good at making others laugh. This is especially important with women because a woman without a sense of humor will make you as miserable as she is. But a woman with a well developed sense of humor will make you happy by being happy. It is easy to tell when someone is humorless and humor challenged. It is even easier to avoid them, associating only with those who love and appreciate humor. But you have to choose to, and for some reason this seems to be hard for most people. It’s not, it’s easy—you just have to do it. Be a raging beast inside of her, and show her how "man" you are: [>> Show her just how "man" you are]( On with the fun… -John Alanis “The King of Let ‘em Come to You” PS For best value, I recommend my Ultimate System: [>> True success with women]( PPS Questions? Comments? Send them to questions@johnalanis.com Oh, and hey, forward this email to your friends, too—don’t leave them out of the fun! Copyright, Art Of Steel, Inc. MMX This email is protected by copyright, MMX, Art Of Steel, Inc. All right reserved. Reproduction in any form of any portion of this email is strictly prohibited without the express written consent of Art Of Steel, Inc. and John Alanis, Inc. John Alanis Art Of Steel, Inc. 4424 Gaines Ranch Loop #1035 Austin, TX 78735, USA 512 892 8839 Phone response@womenapproachyou.com Your email client cannot read this email. To view it online, please go here: To stop receiving these emails:

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