Laughter or offense?

Are you a man who loves hot strippers and feeling their smooth skin rubbing against your body? If so, learn how to get far more "bang" for your buck & take hot strippers home: [>> Take STRIPPERS home!]( Hey Guys— There really are two groups of men these days: men who find the humor in almost everything, especially inappropriate things, and males who look to find offense in anything and everything so they can whine about it. Guess which group attracts women? If you listened to the creepy girlie men in the media you would think it would be the perpetually offended, but if you live in the real world, you know it’s the men with a sense of humor. *****Photos of SEXY Women For YOU***** As part of an unusual experiment in male-female relations, sexy woman will send you a sexy photo once a day! To take part in this free experiment before it closes, go here now: [>> Click here to receive sexy photos of hot women!]( ********************** People who are perpetually offended are no fun to be around because looking for offense is nothing more than petty attention grabbing. Look at me, look at me, I’m offended because I am superior. Uh no, you’re just whiney little bitch, a playground crybaby. Back in January when I was in Las Vegas for Affiliate Summit, I happened across a group of female Patriots fans watching the Patriots-Texans game. They were screaming things like, “Hit that pussy Osweiler in the crotch so he won’t get up, he’s not a real man like Brady.” The perpetually offended would have had no idea what to make of this demonstration of reality, because in their minds, it shouldn’t exist. But it does, and I found it to be quite hilarious—and enlightening. Those who seek offense in everything use it as an excuse not to get things done, as a way to hide their lack of effort and accomplishment. If you seek to accomplish something in your life, you are going to run into an enormous amount of adversity that you could choose to be “offended” by. But if you are offended by it, you will spend your time whining about it instead of taking the hard measures to fix it, hard measures that will offend other people. If you laugh at it, you can focus on the hard measures, then laugh at the fools who are offended as you succeed and they don’t. There are certain natural laws about human behavior that no amount of political correctness or dialectics can change. One of those is that those who are perpetually offended and who go out of their way to let others know are crybabies. No one loves a crybaby, especially women. They want a man who will tell them inappropriate stories and who will laugh with them. They do not want an Eeyore who is constantly moping about all the things he’s offended about. So, if you don’t care about women, indulge in being offended. But if you do like women, forgo offense and look for humor, especially in inappropriate situations. The offended may feel superior to you, but you will be getting laid and they won’t. The proper name for that is justice. Are you a man who loves hot strippers and feeling their smooth skin rubbing against your body? If so, learn how to get far more "bang" for your buck & take hot strippers home: [>> Take STRIPPERS home!]( On with the fun, -John Alanis “The King of Let ‘em Come to You” PS Long live HanAssholeSolo! PPS Questions? Comments? Send them to questions@johnalanis.com Oh, and hey, forward this email to your friends, too—don’t leave them out of the fun! Copyright, Art Of Steel, Inc. MMXIV This email is protected by copyright, MMXIV, Art Of Steel, Inc. All right reserved. Reproduction in any form of any portion of this email is strictly prohibited without the express written consent of Art Of Steel, Inc. and John Alanis, Inc. John Alanis Art Of Steel, Inc. 4424 Gaines Ranch Loop #1035 Austin, TX 78735, USA 512 892 8839 Phone response@womenapproachyou.com Your email client cannot read this email. To view it online, please go here: To stop receiving these emails: