LAST CHANCE: Unlock the Secret to a Bloomin' Good Garden! 🌱

Claim your FREE Story Collection today! [GreenPrints]( March 6, 2024  Dear GreenPrints Garden Club Member, I hope this email finds you well and your garden preparing to thrive with green wonders! As the Executive Publisher here at GreenPrints, I am thrilled to share some exciting news with you that will take your gardening experience to new, hilarious heights. Introducing our latest short story collection: "27 Funniest Gardening Stories of All Time"! 📚🌻 And guess what? One of these tales is an absolute gem that's causing a stir among our members - "Pee in Your Garden" by the talented John Hershey, illustrated by the fantastic Hannah England. [Humor Collection]( Yes, you read that right! This story unfolds the amusing journey of turning your daily bathroom break into the ultimate, nutrient-rich fertilizer. Now, I know what you might be thinking - "Urine in the garden? Is this a prank?" Far from it! John Hershey dives into the science, humor, and societal norms surrounding our aversion to urine. From Wendell Berry's wise words on waste to the sheer joy of marking your territory, this story encapsulates the essence of learning, laughing, and embracing the unexpected in the world of gardening. Why should you read it right now? Well, besides being an eye-opener on the benefits of "tinkle irrigation" (a term we're coining right now), it's a hilarious take on a topic most shy away from. Imagine the conversations at your next garden party when you drop the knowledge bomb on the power of pee in plant growth! This story is not just a chuckle; it's a nugget of wisdom wrapped in a blanket of laughter. As an esteemed basic member of the GreenPrints Garden Club, we're inviting you to upgrade to our All Access membership and enjoy immediate, unlimited access to "Pee in Your Garden" and the entire short story collection. But that's not all! By joining All Access, you'll also dive into a world of monthly full-color magazines narrated by our editorial team, exclusive story collections, new monthly storybooks, and new gardening guidebooks - all in 2024. And here's the cherry on top - if you upgrade today, you can do it for just $10 for a full year! Yes, $10 for a year of being part of the world's most unique gardening organization dedicated to the joy of gardening, getting the most from life, and being the best gardener and human being you can be. Don't let this opportunity slip through your green fingers! [Upgrade now]( and let the laughter bloom in your garden. [Upgrade to All Access Now]( [$10 SPECIAL! GET AN 83% DISCOUNT WHEN YOU CLAIM YOUR BENEFITS TODAY!]( [Claim your GreenPrints Garden Club All-Access Membership now, and you get all the gardening stories to delight you, make you laugh, and fill you with heartwarming inspiration and motivation. Plus, practical information and advice about gardening skills & techniques; insightful histories of plants and gardens; and printable crafting kits for ArtPrints, greeting cards, and seasonal calendars! Claim all your benefits now!]( [ONLY $10 FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR!]( Right now, you’re eligible for this limited-time invitation—to claim a premium [GreenPrints Garden Club All-Access Membership]( with this Special Offer. You get a full year of membership in a club that provides you all the gardening stories to warm your heart, inspire you, and make you laugh. Plus, tons of practical advice and information about gardening skills, specific plants, and printable crafting kits for ArtPrints, greeting cards, and seasonal calendars. And for only $10 right now, that’s 83% off the regular $59 price! [Introducing GreenPrints Garden Club All-Access Membership—Only $10 for an Entire Year!]( [GreenPrints all access]( Your [GreenPrints Garden Club All-Access Membership]( has privileges and benefits that are reserved exclusively for premium members like you. Join like-minded garden lovers in this community-focused club that is unlike any other club you know—it’s sort of like your garden club and book club all in one, plus lots of other benefits awaiting you! [Upgrade to All Access Now]( SUMMARY OF GREENPRINTS GARDEN CLUB ALL-ACCESS MEMBERSHIP BENEFITS 01 A full year of GreenPrints Garden Club All-Access Membership, an exclusive club for those who want to enjoy the greatest gardening stories ever and get tons of practical gardening advice, too—save $49 off the annual membership price, an 83% discount! $59/year Now Only: $10/year! 02 NEW magazine sections & expanded content in 2024! 1-year subscription to GreenPrints Magazine, printable monthly issues filled with: - Top-quality heartwarming stories—just like GreenPrints has published for nearly 35 years— including audio versions of all stories, so you can listen to them while you garden or while you’re on-the-go. - Monthly “Gardening Life” column by GreenPrints Founding Editor Pat Stone. - Practical gardening advice to help you improve your skills—in every issue. - New regular departments on gardening wisdom, humor, seasonal perspectives, and food plants that heal. - Three featured “Plants We Love” in every monthly issue! - Monthly recipes to help you use your food garden’s harvest. - Printable books, kits, and seasonal calendars to serve the crafter in you (or a family member or friend). All sent to you by email and available for you digitally as soon as issues are published every month! INCLUDED 03 Full and immediate access to the GreenPrints Digital Library—your membership includes access to the current digital magazine issue and back issues, a digital version of The Weeder's Reader plus the library is constantly growing with new content regularly added! INCLUDED 04 Instant and unlimited access to all GreenPrints Collections—curated collections of stories from the heart, organized around specific topics such as humor, joy, romance, mystical and healing gardens, and gardening mishaps. And audio collections for your listening enjoyment! INCLUDED 05 GreenPrints Insider—You get our exclusive email newsletter, for premium members only, to guide you through the GreenPrints Library by highlighting articles, magazine issues, guidebooks, story collections, printable crafting kits, and audio collections that you won't want to miss—delivered regularly to your email inbox! INCLUDED 06 NEW in 2024! Gardening in America Guidebook Series—12 monthly guides that focus on plant-specific tips & advice, plus improving your gardening techniques. INCLUDED 07 NEW in 2024! Printable StoryBook Kits—you’ll get specially curated story content to delight and enchant you! INCLUDED 08 NEW in 2024! Printable Greeting Card Crafting Kits—you’ll get beautifully illustrated greeting cards to use for any occasion … birthdays, anniversaries, milestone lifetime events, and more! INCLUDED 09 NEW in 2024! Printable ArtPrints Crafting Kits—you get beautiful GreenPrints artwork for printing and framing! INCLUDED 10 NEW in 2024! Printable Seasonal Calendars—you get, every season of the year, a practical and beautiful calendar to help you keep on top of your gardening tasks. INCLUDED 11 SPECIAL ISSUE: The Weeder’s Reader—a compilation of the sixteen greatest stories ever published by GreenPrints. You get unlimited FREE access to the printable digital version in the library! FREE [Upgrade to All Access Now]( Become a [GreenPrints Garden Club All-Access Member]( today—while this special $10 offer lasts! Happy gardening and even happier reading! Warm regards, [Don signature] Don Nicholas Executive Publisher GreenPrints Garden Club P.S. Claim your benefits with a spot in [GreenPrints Garden Club All-Access Membership]( today—only $10 for an entire year with this Special Offer, an 83% discount off the annual membership price! P.P.S. You deserve to have regular hope and happiness in your life—please act now to claim your [GreenPrints Garden Club All-Access Membership]( and get inspired and motivated every day! [GREENPRINTS Garden Club ALL-ACCESS MEMBERSHIP SPECIAL OFFER—ONLY $10]( 83% Off the Annual Membership Price Now! [GreenPrints all access](  Claim your GreenPrints Garden Club All-Access Membership today and get all the greatest gardening stories ever—heartwarming and funny, for you now! 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