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Claim your FREE Story Collection today! [GreenPrints]( February 5, 2024  [LAUGH, CHUCKLE, GIGGLE, CHORTLE, BUST YOUR GUT, OR EVEN ROLL ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING—YOU DESERVE IT!]( In these trying times, who doesn’t want regular doses of humor to help cut through the daily tension? Well, you’ve just won a FREE gift to help you get daily laughter! Dear Gardener, Congratulations! Lucky, lucky you—you’ve earned a FREE copy of [27 Funniest Gardening Stories of All Time]( to help lift your spirits, keep you smiling, and boost your physical and mental health! Because laughter matters. Turns out, studies show that regular laughter is good for your health—both your physical and your mental health. And you deserve to be healthy and enjoy life. And with a FREE copy of the [27 Funniest Gardening Stories of All Time]( StoryBook, you get the best of the best, the funniest of the funny—stories you can read to make you laugh every day! For example, the story “Not My Day” is one true tale that’s guaranteed to make you spit out your morning coffee with a laugh. Have you ever accidentally locked yourself in a chicken coop? Probably not. And why would this be so funny to anyone? Because when it happens to someone else—and no one gets hurt—it’s darn funny. In this story “Not My Day,” you get the play-by-play action to see how it happens. You can only imagine how a gust of wind slams the coop door shut on the unlucky author of this story while she’s collecting some beautiful brown eggs. And how her happy-go-lucky and clueless dog is no help to her at all, watching from the outside. How does she eventually get out of the coop? Will she suffer the embarrassment of hollering for a neighbor to release her? Or—even worse—get pegged as “trouble” for having to call 911? Or maybe she’s able to jimmy the door open? Nope, the quarters are too cramped for her to get any leverage! And she doesn’t want to break the door. Find out how it ends when you read “Not My Day”—and get a few great laughs when you do! So, what are you waiting for? Here is a quick-and-easy way to get regular doses of humor and laughter—with the printable GreenPrints Story Collection [27 Funniest Gardening Stories of All Time](. Your FREE gift now! [GreenPrints all access]( What a really hilarious story! And the GreenPrints Story Collection [27 Funniest Gardening Stories of All Time]( has many more stories for you—stories that deliver you humor and laughter, story after story. Including this featured story—“Not My Day”—you get all the stories in this printable GreenPrints Story Collection on humor. Here’s a sampling of stories from this Story Collection: - “Quick Mulch Job: This won’t take long. Riiiight.” - “Swooosh! Lawn maintenance with a vacuum cleaner?” - “150 Plastic Forks: The first thing that appears in my Spring garden.” - “Mulch Mountain: Facing an entire dump truck load of ‘free’ mulch.” - “Naked Ladies: Well, YOU know the kind I’m talking about!” - “Fruit Hoarder: Way too much of a good thing.” - “Pee in Your Garden! Urine is the Number One free fertilizer.” - “Fruit of the Womb: It was funny when my dad did it. But when …” - “Old Lady Hetch: Falling into the pit of poo.” - “Lemons in my PJs: How not to impress the new neighbors.” - “Hey! Who Threw Tomatoes at My Car??!!!” This Story Collection has been recently curated for you to include the absolute funniest stories to every appear in GreenPrints—and this printable [27 Funniest Gardening Stories of All Time]( is FREE for you right now! Please read what some subscribers say about how GreenPrints humor affects their lives: “I laugh so hard tears stream down my face!” —Sierra Butler, Carmel, CA “I got the latest issue and it lifted my heart with much needed laughter! My husband just went under hospice care, and it is very trying on me. Thank you so much for coming through when I didn't realize I needed you!” —Karen Tuffly, Kingston, OK “It's my ONE thing I can grab to read and escape, laugh, and learn! Thanks for all the smiles!” —Ashley Holland, Stephens, AR The only way to get full access to the GreenPrints Story Collection [27 Funniest Gardening Stories of All Time]( —plus tons more gardening stories about healing gardens, gardening science, animals in the garden, mystical gardens, and gardening mishaps—is to get [GreenPrints Garden Club All-Access Membership]( with a whole year’s worth of stories in a full subscription to GreenPrints Magazine, and benefits galore for only $10 for an entire year! [$10 SPECIAL! 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