Every gardener needs a good chuckle now and then!

Enjoy today’s gardening stories from the heart. [GreenPrints Daily](  January 23, 2024 Enjoy this newsletter? Please forward it to your friends.  Today’s Featured ArtPrint [ArtPrint] “To conquer a piece of earth and make it as beautiful as one can dream of it being; That is art, too. A man cannot be seperated from the earth. I come out of the garden every day feeling, oh, inspired in a way that one needs in order to convert the daily-ness of the life into something greater than that little life itself.” —Stanley Kunitz  [Rose Gardening GuideBook]( [Experience the Side Splitting Laughter of Our Most Hilarious Gardening Collection!]( Our collection of 27 funniest gardening stories will have you rolling on the floor, tears of laughter streaming down your cheeks. Humans are capable of some pretty outrageous behavior, and when you blend that with gardening, you have a recipe for endless amusement. [Read More …](  Today’s Daily Story [Blooms, Giggles, and Green Thumbs]( [Daily Story]  I hope this blog post finds you planning to be knee-deep in soil, surrounded by the sweet scent of blossoms and the subtle hum of your garden thriving. [Read More...](  [Tote Bag]( [Give a Gift - Get a Tote Bag!]( Give a gift that really matters—a year of GreenPrints to someone you love! Plus, get a free GreenPrints tote bag for yourself when you give a gift today! [Learn More!](  Today’s Premium Magazine Story | January 2024 [The Legend of Stone Soup (with audio)]( [Premium Magazine]  Once upon a time, in a quaint little town nestled between rolling hills and a meandering river, the residents lived simple lives. [Read More...](  [Tote Bag]( [$5 Back-Issue Clearance Sale!]( Get all our back issues and bundles for only $5 an issue. Hurry! Limited quantities available. [Only $5 Now!](  Today’s Premium Collection Story | 27 Funniest Gardening Stories of All Time [Fruit of the Womb]( [Premium Collection]  When I think of my father, I picture him tending to his plants. Or, at least, hands on his lower back, gazing down at them. One of my most cherished childhood memories is of his evening trek out to the garden—in his underwear. Yep. Just his underwear. [Read More...](  [back issue bundle]( [Get this Book of the ‘Best of the Best’ Gardening Stories from GreenPrints!]( Get your own copy of this book Weeder’s Digest: The Best of GreenPrints—with 40 of the best gardening stories from the first five years of GreenPrints Magazine (1990-95). These early gems are timeless and will have you laughing, smiling, and thinking! Makes a great gift for a gardener in your life, too! Paperback book, 40 stories, 193 pages. [Learn More …](  [FREEBIES: Get Them Now!]( [Ornamental Garden Chart]( [Read More …]( [Butterfly Garden Chart]( [Read More …]( [Butterfly Garden Chart]( [Read More …](  About GreenPrints Magazine: GreenPrints brings you joy, humor, inspiration, projects, artwork, and advice from our worldwide community of gardening writers, humorists, and illustrators. Our stories, artwork, and kits will touch your heart, lift your spirits, and provide you hours of entertainment about all things gardening. Our interactive projects will help you build your community, beautify your home, and be a more successful gardener and happier human being. More than 250,000 gardening enthusiasts share the joy, laughter, and camaraderie that can only be found with GreenPrints. You are receiving this email as part of your free subscription to email updates from GreenPrints Magazine. If you no longer wish to receive this update as part of your free subscription, please click the unsubscribe link below. [MANAGE PREFERENCES]( [Unsubscribe]( Help us be sure your email update isn't filtered as spam. Adding our return address CustomerCare@GreenPrints.com to your address book may 'whitelist' us with your filter, helping future email updates get to your inbox. [Facebook]( [Instagram]( [Send us a message]( Copyright © 2024 Mequoda Systems, LLC GreenPrints Magazine P.O. Box 1537, Attleboro, MA 02703 Email: CustomerCare@GreenPrints.com [Our Privacy Policy]( Having trouble viewing this email? [View online](.