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Claim your FREE story collection right now! [GreenPrints]( January 9, 2024  [GET Your own copy of 27 funniest gardening stories of all time—FREE for you now!]( [IMAGE]( When you read this special GreenPrints Story Collection 27 Funniest Gardening Stories of All Time, you get a good dose of humor that will lift your spirits, keep you smiling, and boost your physical and mental health. Start reading—and laughing—right now! Dear Gardener, Thank you for reading content from GreenPrints—we appreciate your loyalty, and we share with you below a premium story that should give you a good chuckle. Because laughter matters. Turns out, studies show that regular laughter is good for your health—both your physical and your mental health. And you deserve to be healthy and enjoy life and this Story Collection. So, what are you waiting for? Here is a quick-and-easy way to get regular doses of humor and laughter—with the printable GreenPrints Story Collection [27 Funniest Gardening Stories of All Time]( Please check out this story, entitled “150 Plastic Forks”—it’s sure to give anyone, especially us gardeners, a good laugh: [150 Plastic Forks]( The first thing that appears in my Spring garden. By Emily-Jane Hills Orford [IMAGE]( “What’s with the plastic forks?” my friend Susan asked. “New crop,” I replied. “Seriously?” She didn’t believe me. “Seriously!” I looked out over my front yard, about a quarter of an acre of gardens and woodsy areas. It was early Spring and the only thing showing, so far anyway, were my white plastic forks. We had moved from the Ontario suburbs to our country dream home the previous Summer. This was to be our first full year on the property, the first full garden season to see what would come up and what I could entice to grow. Plastic forks, white ones of course, were a prime crop. For me, anyway. [Read More...]( Illustration by Hannah England What a fun and funny story! And the GreenPrints Story Collection [27 Funniest Gardening Stories of All Time]( has many more stories for you—stories that deliver you humor and laughter, story after story. Including this featured story—“150 Plastic Forks”—you get all the stories in this printable GreenPrints Story Collection on humor: - “The Obsessed Gardener” - “Help” - “Our First Tiller” - “Battered Zucchini” - “Not My Day” - “Quick Mulch Job” - “The Stink Plant” - “I Hate Cutting Grass” - “150 Plastic Forks” - “Mulch Mountain” - “The Chinaberry Tree” - “Naked Ladies” - “Picking Corn” - “Fruit Hoarder” - “Pee in Your Garden!” - “A Milk Can Man” - “Fruit of the Womb” - “To Mow or Not to Mow” - “Swooosh!” - “The Buck Stops Here” - “Old Lady Hetch” - “Where Have All the Fireflies Gone?” - “Lemons in My PJs’ - “I Always Have Tomorrow” - “Dad’s White Rose” - “Get Off My Lawn” - “Hey! Who Threw Tomatoes at My Car??!!!” [Humor Collection]( This Story Collection has been recently curated for you to include the absolute funniest stories to every appear in GreenPrints—and this printable [27 Funniest Gardening Stories of All Time]( is FREE for you right now! Please read what some subscribers say about how GreenPrints humor affects their lives: “I laugh so hard tears stream down my face!” —Sierra Butler, Carmel, CA “I got the latest issue and it lifted my heart with much needed laughter! My husband just went under hospice care, and it is very trying on me. Thank you so much for coming through when I didn't realize I needed you!” —Karen Tuffly, Kingston, OK “It's my ONE thing I can grab to read and escape, laugh, and learn! 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