Check out this magazine issue right now! [GreenPrints]( January 6, 2024 Â [GET the January 2024 issue of GreenPrints Magazine with the âWhy Even Have a Garden?â story now!]( Your GreenPrints Magazine January 2024 issue is ready for you to access and read right now. When you read this printable issue, you get joy, laughter, and inspiration. Start readingâand listening toâstories in this issue now. Dear Gardener, Your January 2024 issue of GreenPrints Magazine is ready for you to access, print, and read. GreenPrints Magazine now includes some stories in the current issue that are also read aloud by GreenPrints founder Pat Stone and his wife, Becky. What a treat! In addition to reading these stories for yourself, you can listen to the audio recordings while working in the garden, while driving in your car, or on-the-go anywhere. [Humor Collection]( NEW! Plus, great news about this January 2024 issue of GreenPrints: Weâve expanded the magazineâs content to include the first GuideBook in our âGardening in Americaâ seriesâRose Gardening in America; and weâve added an entire section of printable crafting kits, including our Bedtime Tales StoryBook and our 2024 GreenPrints Calendar. More about all of these in a minute. Please check out this special issue with this story, entitled âWhy Even Have a Garden?ââyouâll connect with this story if youâve ever had problems with deer in your own garden. Feel the authorâs frustration about deer eating nearly everything he plants. Plus, this story has been recorded for you by GreenPrints founder Pat Stone and his wife, Becky. Read and listen! [Why Even Have a Garden? (with audio)]( If the deer are the only ones to enjoy it!
By Kevin P. Topping Read by Pat and Becky Stone [IMAGE]( âOh, look! They are so cute,â my wife, Marcie, whispered. âTwo of them still have their spots. Their Momma must be really close.â Marcie gazed at the deer grazing where our garden meets the woodsâand smiled. Then my bride looked at me, said she loves me, and added, âKevin, why do you even have a garden?â I stared at the retreating deer and at my vegetable garden. The tomatoes were untouched this time. So far. Maybe the new deer repellent I bought really works. But then, considering all the repellents Iâve tried, the homegrown tomatoes that I actually harvest must cost about $100 each. The lionâs share of my gardening expenditures seems to be spent trying to convince the deer they should not eat my backyard. But these deer truly believe they are part of our family. They also believe that, as members of our extended household, they can enjoy dining on anything I grow. Â
[Plastic Fork] [Read More...]( What a relatable story! You must read the rest of it. And the [GreenPrints Magazine January 2024 issue]( has other stories for youâmore content to touch your soul, lift your spirits, and make you laugh! Including this featured storyââWhy Even Have a Garden?"âyou get all this content in the [GreenPrints Magazine January 2024 issue]( - INCLUDES AUDIO: âWhy Even Have a Garden?: If the deer are the only ones to enjoy it!ââread about one manâs ongoing frustration with deer devouring his plants. Plusâthis story has also been recorded for you by GreenPrints founder Pat Stone and his wife, Becky. Read and listen!
- INCLUDES AUDIO: âThe Great Military Groundhog Battle: My dadâs losing battle.ââread this account of a man who battled groundhogs to protect his garden, often destroying the crittersâuntil his kids begged him to use animal-friendly traps to catch them, not kill them, and release them elsewhere. What a funny ending! Plusâthis story has also been recorded for you by GreenPrints founder Pat Stone and his wife, Becky. Read and listen!
- INCLUDES AUDIO: âThe Legend of Stone Soup: A classic folk tale. Retold.ââread this account of a stranger who arrives in town and motivates all the residents to contribute to a magical stone soup! See how this soup transforms the town! Plusâthis story has also been recorded for you by GreenPrints founder Pat Stone and his wife, Becky. Read and listen!
- âPerennial Catalogue: Holding Summer in my hands.ââWinter. Cold. Only thoughts of your garden. Weâve all been there. But read this story about a womanâs experience lifting her spirits with a flower catalogue, and youâll feel uplifted too!
- âLosing the Lucky Frog: A hard year gets harder, until ...ââread about a womanâs distraught state when she loses her beloved garden frog statue ⦠on top of a hellish year for her. Then, she experiences a magical moment with a hummingbird at her birdbath, and she discovers how lucky her frog really is!
- âGrowing Resolutions: Having a serious talk ⦠with my garden.ââread GreenPrints Founding Editor Pat Stoneâs funny perspective about New Yearâs resolutions and his garden ⦠presented as a conversation with his garden. Check this out!
- âQueen of Green: A Winter tale.ââget this surreal and mystical account of a woman being transported to a beautiful forest after suffering a car accident. Her otherworldly story is calming and magical. Thank goodness for the happy ending!
- âSmall Shadows: An insomniac finds rest.ââread about one manâs quest for rest. After losing his wife to breast cancer, he tries everything to conquer sleepless nightsâfrom music to reading and even yoga. Nothing worksâthen he finds the answer in his garden. Read all about it!
- âSlower than Molasses in January: Garden plants can test oneâs patience.ââread regular contributor Becky Ruppâs story about how patience is really needed if youâre a gardener. And get all the historical details of the 1919 Boston Great Molasses Flood that killed 21 people, including the science behind the speed of molasses. Then get informed about the growing speed of all kinds of plantsâyouâll walk away with fascinating plant facts to share with like-minded gardeners.
- NEW! âRose Gardening in Americaâa GreenPrints GuideBook.ââjust released and part of our new regular monthly series of GuideBooks! With Rose Gardening in America, youâll celebrates roses and get some history and how-to advice about this delightful and fragrant flower. Includes 9 top varieties you can grow yourself, complete with plant profiles and gorgeous depictions of each plant. BONUS: Get the inside scoop on visiting public rose gardens and festivals all around the country!
- NEW! âPrintable Crafting Kits.âânow you get, in every issue, do-it-yourself (DIY) printable crafting kits to satisfy the crafter in you, including in this issue: - Rose Garden Greeting Card Crafting Kitâhonor those who matter in your life by sending them a Greeting Card with beautiful rose-themed artwork. Whether itâs for a birthday, anniversary, graduationâeven Motherâs and Fatherâs Days!âpersonalizing a rose-themed card is a great way to honor any recipient. [Humor Collection]( - Rose Garden ArtPrints Crafting Kitâwith this DIY printable project, youâll create gorgeous and memorable images, to celebrate the joyousness of roses, with ArtPrints for framing and hanging on your walls ⦠in your home or office, or even unframed to post on your refrigerator with magnets. [Humor Collection]( - Bedtime Tales ArtPrints Crafting Kitâbring these prints into your space, to let the magic of bedtime tales adorn your walls and fill your surroundings with whimsy and joy. Celebrate the magic that resides in the art of storytelling and share these ArtPrints with your children or grandchildren! Suitable for framing or just pinning on a bulletin board. [Humor Collection]( - Bedtime Tales Greeting Card Crafting Kitâget enchanting and beautiful images, complete with companion quotations, for 9 different greeting cards that will delight and inspire any recipient! Celebrate birthdays, anniversaries, christenings, or simply to share a spontaneous smile with someone dear. [Humor Collection]( - Bedtime Tales StoryBookâget a complete StoryBook of real bedtime tales and all the crafting instructions for printing and assembling a handsome bound book that can be a keepsake or gifted to a loved one. Full of bedtime stories that convey wonder, comfort, and joy! [Humor Collection]( - 2024 Calendar Kitâbecome a better gardening planner with this tool that helps you keep on track. This printable calendar is gorgeous and colorful, with images from the pages of GreenPrintsâincludes inspirational quotations to motivate you every month, too. Never miss an important planning task for ensuring a gorgeous garden, all year long with monthly tasks and checklists. [Humor Collection]( [Plastic Fork]( And your [GreenPrints Magazine January 2024 issue]( includes delightful original artwork, to enhance your reading experience and entertain you. Please read what some subscribers say about how GreenPrints helps them: âGreenPrints is a balm to my soul.â
âOlya Williams, Jacksonville, FL âThank you, GreenPrints family, for providing calm, joy, and wisdom in these crazy times.â
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