Oui! I'll Take Some French Raspberries Too!

Enjoy today’s gardening stories from the heart. [GreenPrints Daily](  December 14, 2023 Enjoy this newsletter? Please forward it to your friends.  [Friday Funny Business banner]( In the days leading up to Christmas, we will share with you one story each day from our brand-new Holiday Story Collection, which is available to our All-Access Members. [A Christmas Carol?]( [Daily Story]  The first spirit to appear had a skirt so wide it had to leave the room to change its mind. “I remember you,” I said. “You’re the ‘Christmas tree’ I cleverly planned out many Christmaseseseses ago! You were the top of a giant spruce that was a month shy of growing into the power lines, and I convinced the electric company’s tree-cutting guy to take the top eight feet off and drop it down as gently as possible so we could use it as our Christmas tree that year!” [Read More...](  [Holiday Collection]( [Brand New Holiday Collection!]( Go ahead and put a little holiday spirit in your life right now and read this Collection—it’s brand new and just released—curated from the GreenPrints archives, these stories are classic and timeless … and just in time for the holiday! [Learn More …](  Today’s Daily Story [Are French Raspberries Really All That?]( [Daily Story]  Oh gosh, I picked today’s story, “Filching Fruit in France” for the chuckle. Like all of Mike McGrath’s submissions, this one is a doozy of a story that you’re not quite sure where it’s going until you get to the end (… it ends with French raspberries). [Read More...](  [2024 Calendar Kit]( [Free 2024 Calendar Kit For New Gift Givers!]( Give a gift that really matter—a year of GreenPrints to someone you love! Order today and get a free bonus gift for yourself—the GreenPrints 2024 Wall Calendar Kit! [Order Now!](  Today’s Premium Magazine Story | Winter 2021-22 [How to Farm With Children]( [Premium Magazine]  Pregnancy—Keep working outside every day. When feeling nauseated in the Spring, slowly pick and munch on raw kale buds while working and hope it’s nutrition your body needs. [Read More...](  [Tote Bag]( [$5 Back-Issue Clearance Sale!]( Get all our back issues and bundles for only $5 an issue. Hurry! Limited quantities available. [Only $5 Now!](  Today’s Premium Collection Story | Gardening Romance [Beginner’s Guide to Gardening]( [Premium Collection]  I’m looking for a Boyfriend Plant,” I say to the tall, handsome nursery worker who asks if he can help me. I’d been checking him out for about a month now—no wedding ring in sight—and finally got up the nerve to make an attempt at flirting. [Read More...](  [Tote Bag]( [Get this Enjoyable Coloring Book Now!]( The most beautiful, fun, and inspiring garden coloring book ever made! One-of-a-kind paperback coloring book allows you to create your own beautiful works of art. They make great gifts, too! [Only $5 Now!](  [FREEBIES: Get Them Now!]( [Ornamental Garden Chart]( [Read More …]( [Butterfly Garden Chart]( [Read More …]( [Butterfly Garden Chart]( [Read More …](  About GreenPrints Magazine: GreenPrints brings you joy, humor, inspiration, projects, artwork, and advice from our worldwide community of gardening writers, humorists, and illustrators. Our stories, artwork, and kits will touch your heart, lift your spirits, and provide you hours of entertainment about all things gardening. Our interactive projects will help you build your community, beautify your home, and be a more successful gardener and happier human being. More than 250,000 gardening enthusiasts share the joy, laughter, and camaraderie that can only be found with GreenPrints. You are receiving this email as part of your free subscription to email updates from GreenPrints Magazine. If you no longer wish to receive this update as part of your free subscription, please click the unsubscribe link below. [MANAGE PREFERENCES]( [Unsubscribe]( Help us be sure your email update isn't filtered as spam. Adding our return address CustomerCare@GreenPrints.com to your address book may 'whitelist' us with your filter, helping future email updates get to your inbox. [Facebook]( [Instagram]( [Send us a message]( Copyright © 2023 Mequoda Systems, LLC GreenPrints Magazine P.O. Box 1537, Attleboro, MA 02703 Email: CustomerCare@GreenPrints.com [Our Privacy Policy]( Having trouble viewing this email? [View online](.