Read this collection now to get enjoyable and funny gardening stories! [GreenPrints]( November 18, 2023  [LAUGHTER IS GOOD FOR YOUR BODY & SOUL—GET SOME FOR YOURSELF NOW!]( When you read this special GreenPrints Collection [Gardening Humor: Funny stories to keep you smiling & laughing all day long]( you get a good dose of humor that will lift your spirits, keep you smiling, and boost your physical and mental health. Start reading—and laughing—right now! Dear Gardener, Thank you for reading content from GreenPrints—we appreciate your loyalty, and we share with you below a premium story that should give you a good chuckle. Because laughter matters. Turns out, studies show that regular laughter is good for your health—both your physical and your mental health: [Autumn 2022 Issue]( - Laughing puts your body at ease. When you laugh, your body relaxes its muscles and releases stress.
- Laughing makes you feel good.Ă‚ When you laugh, endorphins get released and deliver you the feel-good status you deserve.
- Laughing helps you fight diseases.Ă‚ When you laugh, your immune system is boosted as disease-fighting cells increase, improving your ability to fight infections and to ward off all types of diseases.
- Laughing can protect your heart and even help you lose weight. Sounds crazy? Not really! When you regularly laugh, you get better blood flow which can help protect your entire cardiovascular system. Plus, laughing burns calories—so when you regularly laugh, you could shed a few pounds over a year’s time.
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By John Hershey Caution: This article contains puns. (Yes, dear reader, urine for it.) Back when I had a real job, my coworkers loved it when I brought veggies from my garden to share. At least they said they loved it. Unless you think they were just being polite in thanking me for all that free zucchini? Surely not. But one day, when describing the fertile soil that produced this bounty, I happened to mention to a colleague that I pee in my compost pile. Executing a perfect spit-take with my homegrown radish, she announced that she would no longer be eating any produce from my garden. She was just kidding. I think. But the joke works because it highlights our society’s aversion to urine and our ill-conceived desire to live in a sterile environment. We’re raised to fear wee-wee, a feeling reinforced by our shared traumatic experiences. From the smell of city alleys to the sight of Kevin Costner drinking his own in the movie “Waterworld,” we are conditioned to be repulsed by pee. In perhaps the ridiculous apotheosis of this trend, a few years back some stoned skateboarder in Oregon was caught micturating into a lake that supplied drinking water to a nearby town. In response, spooked local authorities drained the whole reservoir, wasting millions of gallons of fresh water, not to mention trace amounts of healthful, trendy CBD. [Read More...]( What a funny—and educational—story! And the GreenPrints Collection [Gardening Humor: Funny stories to keep you smiling & laughing all day long]( has many more stories for you—more than 70 stories in all—that deliver health-boosting doses of humor for your enjoyment. Including this featured story—“Pee in Your Garden!”—you get all 70+ stories in this special GreenPrints Collection on humor: [TOS][Collection]( And new stories are being added to this Special Collection all the time—you get access to all of them! Please read what some subscribers say about how GreenPrints humor affects their lives: “I laugh so hard tears stream down my face!”
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