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Check out this magazine issue right now! [GreenPrints]( November 4, 2023   [GET the NOVEMBER 2023 issue of GreenPrints Magazine with THE ‘SHADY CHARACTERS’ story now!]( Your GreenPrints Magazine November 2023 issue is ready for you now. Start reading—and listening to—stories in this issue. BONUS: GreenPrints founder Pat Stone has authored a story for this issue—check out Pat’s story … and the entire issue … right now! Dear Gardener, Great news! Your November 2023 issue of GreenPrints Magazine is ready for you. Plus, the new-and-improved GreenPrints Magazine includes two stories in the current issue that are also read aloud by GreenPrints founder Pat Stone and his wife, Becky. What a treat! In addition to reading these two stories for yourself, you can listen to the audio recordings while working in the garden, while driving in your car, or on-the-go anywhere. [Sunflower Kit]( Please check out the current issue with this story, entitled “Shady Characters”—you’re certain to be intrigued by how some “back-alley” dealings have anything to do with gardening. And it’s funny! Plus, this story has been recorded for you by GreenPrints founder Pat Stone and his wife, Becky. Read and listen!  [Shady Characters (with audio)]( Some plants are hard to get. Others hard to get rid of. By Murr Brewster  Read by Pat and Becky Stone [IMAGE](  [IMAGE](  Psst, get this. My friend Linda? She’s got spotty dotty. She told me herself. In fact, she says she has it all over the place. “Oooooohhhh-oh-oh-oh,” I breathed (with that little shudder at the end) when she told me. I didn’t tell a soul. You wouldn’t, right? Well, OK, I did tell my friend Margo. Spotty dotty isn’t something you catch. It’s not something you scratch. It’s something you score. The shady dude in the alley that opens his coat to show what he’s got to sell? He has a spotty dotty planted right in the cell-phone pocket, right above the Rolexes. Podophyllum “Spotty Dotty” is a shade plant with gigantic, voluptuous lobed leaves in sassy chartreuse with reddish-chocolate spotting. If you lift her skirts, you find pendulous cherry-red flowers. And if you want one of your own, she can set you back $54 for a 3.5-inch pot, retail. I don’t know what they go for on the street. No one I know has one. Everyone I know has put it in their nursery cart at least once and then put it back just before check-out. And Linda said, “Want some?” Not want one. SOME. I did, Lordy, I did. I went right over, and she promptly dug up a generous bevy of spotty dotties with brazen rootage. I snatched them up and hid them in the shade of the house, out of view from the street. Then I called Margo. “I’ve got the package,” I said. “I can hook you up.” [Read More...]( Illustration By Linda Cook Devona  What a funny, unusual, and intriguing story! You must read the rest of it. And the [GreenPrints Magazine November 2023 issue]( has other stories for you—more content to touch your soul, lift your spirits, and make you laugh! Including this featured story—“Shady Characters"—you get all 8 stories in this [GreenPrints Magazine November 2023 issue]( with these gems: - INCLUDES AUDIO: “The Thankful Game: Snapping beans gave me more than produce.”—read about a woman and her family engaging in a playful game while gathered together to snap beans. It’s all about passing the time together while doing a regular chore … and it’s fun! Plus—this story has also been recorded for you by GreenPrints founder Pat Stone and his wife, Becky. Read and listen! - INCLUDES AUDIO: “Shady Characters: Some plants are hard to get. Others hard to get rid of.”—read this funny account of “back-alley dealings” to get and sell a variety of plants. Very unique! Plus—this story has also been recorded for you by GreenPrints founder Pat Stone and his wife, Becky. Read and listen! - “Help! Holiday Houseplants!: Houseplants are wonderful. Just don’t give me one.”—read this gem, authored by GreenPrints founder Pat Stone, about his distinct dislike to receive houseplants as gifts … especially at holiday time. This story is special! Pat usually is busy editing all the other submitted stories, but he took time to share this story of his own with you! - “The Scent of Lavender: A healing, soothing gift to remember.”—read about this loving woman’s deep affection for lavender … and for her dear brother. And how she weaves lavender into the circle of life as a balm for the soul. - “Garden Follies: My dad’s garden grew as many stories as vegetables—and it grew a lot of vegetables!”—read one woman’s account of her father’s gardening (and storytelling) adventures in Alabama when she was growing up. Heartwarming. Reminiscent of the “good old days.” And simply delightful! - “The Faces Behind the Flowers: Who grows the lovely greenhouse flowers you buy?”—Get this full account of life working in a greenhouse … how every aspect of creating and selling plants in a greenhouse is supported by the people who work there. You’re bound to uncover a side of greenhouse workers you didn’t know before. - “The Golden Hammer & the Green Thumb: There’s hope for the brown-thumbed among us!”—read about a man’s observation of construction workers’ skill and tools … and how his misconception about this work is not too dissimilar to how people confuse his skill in the garden. Born with a green thumb? Guess again! - “The Fall and Rise of Pink Patricia: I grew a geranium so lovely someone else sold it!”—get this surprising story about one man’s nurturing nature with plants. And how his extraordinary efforts resulted in demand for his revived plants … just not the way he intended! Funny and sweet! 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