Last Chance: You deserve a good laugh right now—and every day!

Check out this collection of humorous gardening stories right now! [GreenPrints]( October 7, 2023  [LAUGHTER IS GOOD FOR YOUR BODY & SOUL—GET SOME FOR YOURSELF NOW!]( When you read this special GreenPrints Collection Gardening Humor: Funny stories to keep you smiling & laughing all day long, you get a good dose of humor that will lift your spirits, keep you smiling, and boost your physical and mental health. Start reading—and laughing—right now! Dear Gardener, Thank you for reading content from GreenPrints—we appreciate your loyalty, and we share with you below a premium story that should give you a good chuckle. Because laughter matters. Turns out, studies show that regular laughter is good for your health—both your physical and your mental health: [Humor Collection]( - Laughing puts your body at ease. When you laugh, your body relaxes its muscles and releases stress. - Laughing makes you feel good. When you laugh, endorphins get released and deliver you the feel-good status you deserve. - Laughing helps you fight diseases. When you laugh, your immune system is boosted as disease-fighting cells increase, improving your ability to fight infections and to ward off all types of diseases. - Laughing can protect your heart and even help you lose weight. Sounds crazy? Not really! When you regularly laugh, you get better blood flow which can help protect your entire cardiovascular system. Plus, laughing burns calories—so when you regularly laugh, you could shed a few pounds over a year’s time. - Laughing makes you happy. When you laugh with others, you can avoid stressful situations and conflict—and laughing can help free you from harboring grudges that just make you feel bad. - Laughing might even help you live longer! One study found that those battling cancer lived longer and happier lives when ingested with regular doses of humor and laughter. So, what are you waiting for? Here is a quick-and-easy way to get regular doses of humor and laughter—with the special GreenPrints Collection [Gardening Humor: Funny stories to keep you smiling & laughing all day long]( Please check out this story from the GreenPrints Collection [Gardening Humor: Funny stories to keep you smiling & laughing all day long]( entitled “150 Plastic Forks”—it’s sure to give anyone, especially us gardeners, a good laugh: [150 Plastic Forks]( The first thing that appears in my Spring garden. By Emily-Jane Hills Orford [Plastic Fork] “What’s with the plastic forks?” my friend Susan asked. “New crop,” I replied. “Seriously?” She didn’t believe me. “Seriously!” I looked out over my front yard, about a quarter of an acre of gardens and woodsy areas. It was early Spring and the only thing showing, so far anyway, were my white plastic forks. We had moved from the Ontario suburbs to our country dream home the previous Summer. This was to be our first full year on the property, the first full garden season to see what would come up and what I could entice to grow. Plastic forks, white ones of course, were a prime crop. For me, anyway. [Read More...]( Illustration by Hannah England What a fun and funny story! And the GreenPrints Collection [Gardening Humor: Funny stories to keep you smiling & laughing all day long]( has many more stories for you—stories that deliver you humor and laughter, story after story. Including this featured story—“150 Plastic Forks”—you get all the stories in this special GreenPrints Collection on humor including: - “The Vines in the Pines” - “My Horseradish Folly” - “A Milk Can Man” - “The Hedonist’s Garden” - “Naked Ladies” - “150 Plastic Forks” - “I Always Have Tomorrow” - “10 Things I Learned from Gardening” - “Crazy Woman Potatoes” - “Fruit of the Womb” - “The Metal Pig” - “Fall!” - “One Disastrous Mistake” - “The Obsessed Gardener” [Humor Collection]( And new stories are being added to this special Collection all the time—you get access to all of them! Please read what some subscribers say about how GreenPrints humor affects their lives: “I laugh so hard tears stream down my face!” —Sierra Butler, Carmel, CA “I got the latest issue and it lifted my heart with much needed laughter! My husband just went under hospice care, and it is very trying on me. 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