Your September Issue, Including “The Green Wars” story!

Check out this magazine issue right now! [GreenPrints]( September 16, 2023  [GET THE SEPTEMBER 2023 ISSUE OF GREENPRINTS MAGAZINE WITH ‘THE GREEN WARS’ STORY NOW!]( Your GreenPrints Magazine September 2023 issue is ready for you to access and read right now. When you read this printable issue, you get joy, laughter, and inspiration. Start reading—and listening to—stories in this issue now. BONUS: GreenPrints founder Pat Stone has authored a very personal story for this issue—check out Pat’s story … and the entire issue … right now! Dear Gardener, Great news! Your September 2023 issue of GreenPrints Magazine is ready for you to access, print, and read. Plus, the new-and-improved GreenPrints Magazine includes two stories in the current issue that are also read by GreenPrints founder Pat Stone and his wife, Becky. What a treat! In addition to reading these two stories for yourself, you can listen to the audio recording while working in the garden, while driving in your car, or on-the-go anywhere. [Sunflower Kit]( Please check out this story in the current issue, entitled “The Green Wars”—it’s sure to touch your heart when your read about this competitive little girl. Plus, this story has been recorded for you by GreenPrints founder Pat Stone and his wife, Becky. Read and listen!  [The Green Wars (with audio)]( How I waged a garden contest between my dad and our neighbor. By Ramona Scarborough  Read by Pat and Becky Stone [IMAGE]( Raising five kids, my father never had much green stuff in his wallet, but he had a green thumb on his hand and “went green” in the 50s—long before it was the in thing to do. Being green didn’t sit well with our “modern” gardening expert next-door neighbor, Mr. Green. No kidding, his name was Mr. Green. It should have been Mr. DDT! “You're still back in the horse-and-buggy days, Raymond,” Mr. Green commented as Dad turned over his compost pile yet again. “Great era wouldn’t you say, George?” “I see you and your wife and youngest daughter out here, pullin’ weeds by the hour. Why don’t you squirt around with some good weed killer? They’d all be dead the next day.” “My family or the weeds? George, do you really think that poison stays put? When the rain comes down, it leaches out and soaks right into your vegetables.” He paused for emphasis, leaning on his pitchfork. “Then you eat them.” “Humph,” Mr. Green said, ignoring Dad’s words. “This year, I wager that my garden outdoes yours in every way—bigger, better tasting, and less work.” “Suit yourself,” my dad said, returning to his task. [IMAGE]( [Read More...](  What a sweet and touching story! You must read the rest of it. And the [GreenPrints Magazine September 2023 issue]( has other stories for you—more content to touch your soul, lift your spirits, and make you laugh! Including this featured story—"The Green Wars"—you get all 8 stories in this [GreenPrints Magazine September 2023 issue]( with these gems: - “A Heartwarming Harvest: The special way my little girl helped me in the garden.”—read about how one woman’s daughter regularly entertained her mother in the garden, giving her mother welcome distractions while weeding. A very sweet and touching story! Plus—this story has also been recorded for you by GreenPrints founder Pat Stone and his wife, Becky. Read and listen! - “The Green Wars: How I waged a garden contest between my dad and our neighbor.”—read about how one woman, as a competitive little girl, got her father’s garden harvest entered in the local fair’s contest—unbeknown to her father! And read about how this prideful little girl finally realized how proud her father was of her. Plus—this story has also been recorded for you by GreenPrints founder Pat Stone and his wife, Becky. Read and listen! - “Breaking Dormancy: A personal, family gardening story”—read this gem, authored by GreenPrints founder Pat Stone, about his dad’s gardening efforts and what affect that had on Pat and his siblings. This story is special! Pat usually is busy editing all the other submitted stories, but he took time to share this story of his own with you! - “Where Have All the Fireflies Gone?: Long time passing …”—read this sentimental, and funny, account of days gone by when kids enjoyed the wonders of Summer and Fall, including the appearance of bright fireflies! - “Lemons in my PJs: How not to impress the new neighbors.”—read about one man’s awkward appearance in his pajamas to his next-door neighbors, while out walking the dog early one morning and collecting lemons. Very funny! - “Sunflower Boyfriends: Fritz, Herbert, George—and more!”—read this funny and interesting account of how one woman names each sunflower after a potential boyfriend. And how her husband goes along with it! Lots of interesting facts and history, too! - “Gardening for Mom: When she broke her leg, it was time for me to …”—read about a woman who helps her injured mother with her gardening, including the mother’s active involvement in directing efforts to her gardening-novice daughter. A touching and healing story! - “Garden Thief: She stole our vegetables—every year.”—read about a mysterious woman who appears in this little girl’s garden every year, to harvest the bounty without permission. A very revealing response to the situation from the little girl’s mother! Read to find out how it ends. 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